CrossFit is the opposite of Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The first rule of CrossFit is, make sure you tell everyone about CrossFit every fucking chance you get.
I’m not a football fan and when I tell people this, their reaction is as if I’d just told them I like to drown puppies and think Hitler was an okay guy.
You should’ve told that Asian guy to get the fuck out of Boston and over to Cambridge. That place is crawling with Asian chicks and it’s just across the river.
I’m 30 in 4 months and all my fraternity brothers, a solid 4 of which I see on a very regular basis, still use almost exclusively shitty pledge name, which I’m sad to say is not Ranch Wilder (that would have been awesome). One of these brothers is now a priest and performing my wedding, so those vows could get interesting.
Fun fact, Closing Time by Semisonic is actually about the lead singer becoming a father and realizing he has to grow up and leave his wild party days behind. Very PGP
Your friend needs to quit whining. All my boss does is piss and moan, whether we miss our monthly goals, or beat them by 800%. Do as your friend if his company is hiring, specifically Rick’s team.
European leagues all started over the past few weeks. Also, MLS also has a play off race heating up. But truthfully, soccer is my favorite sport and even I don’t care about MLS. Then again I’m also one of only 2 American males I know that does not care about the NFL or CFB. Seriously though, baseball is the best American sport and right now only one division (AL Central) doesn’t have a race. It’s gonna be a good Sept.
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What’s your baseball affiliation if any? If you’re an old school Beltway resident, joining the Ravens with the Orioles would make a ton of sense.
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CrossFit is the opposite of Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The first rule of CrossFit is, make sure you tell everyone about CrossFit every fucking chance you get.
I’m not a football fan and when I tell people this, their reaction is as if I’d just told them I like to drown puppies and think Hitler was an okay guy.
The original Bruce is the only acceptable version of Atlantic City. Go listen to Nebraska and get a clue.
You’re getting there. This is still kind of Thought Catalog. However, at least you don’t sound wildly depressed or undeservedly cocky in this one.
You should’ve told that Asian guy to get the fuck out of Boston and over to Cambridge. That place is crawling with Asian chicks and it’s just across the river.
That’s why she still writes for this site. Same goes for Steve Holt at TFM, who may or may not be real.
I feel like more than any other Grandex writer, Will really makes the effort to mix it up in the comments section. Good on you.
Really? You’re really leaving out Mel Clark (Tony Danza/Angels in the Outfield)?!?! For shame.
Someone messing with your nut. PGP
If you didn’t try the Knuckle Puck in vain in your driveway as a kid, you didn’t grow up in the 90’s.
I’m 30 in 4 months and all my fraternity brothers, a solid 4 of which I see on a very regular basis, still use almost exclusively shitty pledge name, which I’m sad to say is not Ranch Wilder (that would have been awesome). One of these brothers is now a priest and performing my wedding, so those vows could get interesting.
Funny, Dorn has “2boxes of wine with a 3rd grade class at an all boys school” on his.
Fun fact, Closing Time by Semisonic is actually about the lead singer becoming a father and realizing he has to grow up and leave his wild party days behind. Very PGP
Your friend needs to quit whining. All my boss does is piss and moan, whether we miss our monthly goals, or beat them by 800%. Do as your friend if his company is hiring, specifically Rick’s team.
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Mets-Royals World Series. Party like it’s the mid-80’s.
Please do not jinx this yet. I’ve been waiting 9 years, and have been teased in the past.
European leagues all started over the past few weeks. Also, MLS also has a play off race heating up. But truthfully, soccer is my favorite sport and even I don’t care about MLS. Then again I’m also one of only 2 American males I know that does not care about the NFL or CFB. Seriously though, baseball is the best American sport and right now only one division (AL Central) doesn’t have a race. It’s gonna be a good Sept.