An Australian living in London and moving to the US. He got exhausted just writing about that. Spends his days cruising the internet while pretending to write important documents that no one will read.
15 at a house party my friend was throwing. I was chatting with a senior who I knew, drinks were flowing, I suggested shots, the bag of wine was slapped multiple times, then she commenced to sloppily make out with me. She didn’t want me to use a condom, which was fortunate, because at 15 I didn’t have one. It was a glorious 2 mins.
What are you eating with? Eating off? Slicing things up with? I would have thought a dining set (plates, bowls, knives, forks, etc) would have been before a dresser. Worse comes to worse you can put clothes in a suit case for a month. It isn’t the end of the world. But you need to be able to eat properly.
Otherwise I agree with everything but the mattress and the smart TV. You should spend more on a mattress than that, and smart TVs are awesome. Built in Netflix never goes astray.
Also, you called me babe. By your comment I assume you’re a middle aged guy living in his mum’s basement. I’m sorry to ruin your day, but I don’t swing that way champ. Better luck next time.
“As a label, it is sometimes used as a tactic to thwart the kinds of discussion which are essential in collaborative editing. On the other hand, tl;dr may represent a shorthand acknowledgement of time saved by skimming over or skipping repetitive or poorly written material. Thus, the implication of the symbol can range from a brilliant and informative disquisition being given up due to a reader’s lack of endurance, interest, or intelligence, to a clustered composition of such utter failure to communicate that it has left the capable reader with a headache; judging this range is very subjective.”
What’s a bet you are the reader with a lack of endurance, interest, or, most importantly, intelligence. Your original comment was many things, none of which was informed or funny. So you failed on two fronts.
There comes a point JayTas when you’ll realise people are idiots, and on that day, your Facebook Friends will decrease to something around 100. It is such a wonderful and glorious day.
uhhhhhhh what does it mean then champion? Pretty sure it means the article was too long for you to properly read and therefore you decided to launch into your opinion after skimming the first paragraph.
Why someone would go to grad school straight after completing an undergrad for something you don’t need a masters in was always beyond me. Why not wait until you get a job and coerce your company into paying for it. That’s win win.
I never understood why someone would comment on an article without reading it. What are you trying to prove? That you have an opinion on a subject? Good for you, you’re just like the other 7 billion people on the planet.
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This guy gets it.
This is one of the most ridiculous law suits in a while.
How has this girl not broken down yet?
15 at a house party my friend was throwing. I was chatting with a senior who I knew, drinks were flowing, I suggested shots, the bag of wine was slapped multiple times, then she commenced to sloppily make out with me. She didn’t want me to use a condom, which was fortunate, because at 15 I didn’t have one. It was a glorious 2 mins.
What are you eating with? Eating off? Slicing things up with? I would have thought a dining set (plates, bowls, knives, forks, etc) would have been before a dresser. Worse comes to worse you can put clothes in a suit case for a month. It isn’t the end of the world. But you need to be able to eat properly.
Otherwise I agree with everything but the mattress and the smart TV. You should spend more on a mattress than that, and smart TVs are awesome. Built in Netflix never goes astray.
I’m disgusted to say I know about TV shows that no guy should ever know anything about. Spot on Austin
Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore alone could hold up his greatness. The man may have fallen, but he fell from astonishing heights.
Seriously, how did the douche with jean shorts afford those seats? This is possibly the preeminent question of our generation.
From the picture used for this article I was expecting something about a “weapon of mass destruction”.
Also, you called me babe. By your comment I assume you’re a middle aged guy living in his mum’s basement. I’m sorry to ruin your day, but I don’t swing that way champ. Better luck next time.
I quote:
“As a label, it is sometimes used as a tactic to thwart the kinds of discussion which are essential in collaborative editing. On the other hand, tl;dr may represent a shorthand acknowledgement of time saved by skimming over or skipping repetitive or poorly written material. Thus, the implication of the symbol can range from a brilliant and informative disquisition being given up due to a reader’s lack of endurance, interest, or intelligence, to a clustered composition of such utter failure to communicate that it has left the capable reader with a headache; judging this range is very subjective.”
What’s a bet you are the reader with a lack of endurance, interest, or, most importantly, intelligence. Your original comment was many things, none of which was informed or funny. So you failed on two fronts.
That’s an achievement.
There comes a point JayTas when you’ll realise people are idiots, and on that day, your Facebook Friends will decrease to something around 100. It is such a wonderful and glorious day.
uhhhhhhh what does it mean then champion? Pretty sure it means the article was too long for you to properly read and therefore you decided to launch into your opinion after skimming the first paragraph.
It’s scary how accurate the apocalypse one is.
The one about automatic doors is actually pretty spot on.
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Why someone would go to grad school straight after completing an undergrad for something you don’t need a masters in was always beyond me. Why not wait until you get a job and coerce your company into paying for it. That’s win win.
I never understood why someone would comment on an article without reading it. What are you trying to prove? That you have an opinion on a subject? Good for you, you’re just like the other 7 billion people on the planet.
Fiancee is the other way around. Born and raised on the Coast (and Kiln for a bit) then moved to Hattiesburg after a short stop in Starkeville haha
Asking a girl if she wants to come back to your place… to suck your dick. PGPM.