Dude, almost every homeless person (look at his username, people) in every city I’ve lived in smokes. I agree with your statement about drug addiction and homelessness, but Centrum’s comment was funny. Of course, if you’re actually homeless, then I ask you this: Where do you get all the WiFi to comment?!
I regularly have cases against an attorney with the last name of Dunlap, and he suffers from Dunlop disease. I don’t think I will ever see or speak to him again without thinking about Dunlop disease.
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Will, I think you know what you have to do…
The missionary position. You’re welcome.
Love the neg, Style.
Dude, almost every homeless person (look at his username, people) in every city I’ve lived in smokes. I agree with your statement about drug addiction and homelessness, but Centrum’s comment was funny. Of course, if you’re actually homeless, then I ask you this: Where do you get all the WiFi to comment?!
Agreed in a lot of ways. Sweets, baked goods…just don’t do it for me. Give me a great meal, and I’m good. No need for a cake, brownie, donut, etc.
Try Cards Against Humanity next time. Guaranteed hilarity.
The use of the word “butthead” in this article made me believe that my Beavis & Butthead-esque sense of humor isn’t unique. Thank you.
That IS sleeping in…
I promise you, lawyers are in sales. Except, after closing the sale, you also have to preform the service you sold.
That Boyz II Men song gets me every damn time.
That’s patently absurd.
Took me 9 months to get my first job after graduation. Of course, I graduated in 2011, aka the worst hiring market ever.
Hit a bike swap at a local bike shop and you can get some really great value on used bikes.
Explain hope you got this deal, please.
Mind = Blown
I regularly have cases against an attorney with the last name of Dunlap, and he suffers from Dunlop disease. I don’t think I will ever see or speak to him again without thinking about Dunlop disease.
I had a girl fake internal bleeding and then tell me she was pregnant and miscarried. Turns out she was just cheating on me with her ex.
Not once you hit 30. Then it’s weekly, tops.
Wait, having four drinks a day is considered a problem? Asking for a friend…
*Recommendation: dump her and blow it all on a weekend in your choice of debauchery.