I really want a Vitamix for Christmas. PGP.

My Sirius XM trial just expired. PGP.

Mad Men expectations. Glengary Glenross reality. PGP.

Who is Meek Mill?

Boss fired someone three weeks ago. I’ve now been doing two people’s jobs for three weeks. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.