A few of my fraternity brothers came to stay with me for a drunk weekend. They brought Coke Zero as a mixer. PGP.

I just found out I’m going to a wedding for Memorial Day weekend 2018. PGP.

Hungover right now because I got too drunk while fixing things around the house yesterday. PGP.

Just put $100 I won from horse betting into my savings account and it may be the most responsible decision I’ll make all year. PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Took a vacation and never left the room… so I could catch up on sleep. PGP.

Just got my first raise at work in almost 2 years. I’m still laughably underpaid. PGP.

Flirting with the HR girl has to be a trap. PGP.