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Write us a piece you’re the Duda man,
write us a piece today
and we’re all in the mood for a hot take
and you’ve got us feeling alright
Now Duda at PGP is a friend of mine
He gives me fashion advice for free
And he’s quick with a column or to light up your feed
But there’s someplace that he’d rather be
It’s 6 O’clock on a saturday
The regular Duda shuffles in
There’s a runner jogging next to me
making love to his Instagram feed
He says son can you pour me an Ultra
I’m not really sure what it costs
But it’s beer for athletes
and I’ll drink it complete
when I wear a running mans clothes
1) I never know what to do with the second pant leg
2) Denim and oceans mix like oil and water
3) I still like to hold on to the illusion that jeans are used for manual labor at least some of the time
The author of the first submission should humblebrag just a little bit harder next time. Also should have stopped by Chesapeake Bay the view is great from 20-30 feet below the surface this time of year
You know I think we should give #slacktivists a shot. After all they stopped Kony, brought back the girls kidnapped by Boko Haram and all their thoughts and prayers have done wonders to stop all the terrorist attacks worldwide and stateside.
Take things up a notch by leaving your child’s diapers on the offending party’s lawn. Just know this tactic is not effective underwater and will probably anger the HOA
Headed to the Home Sea for the weekend. An old buddy from years ago is going through some shit right now but I’m excited to meet his wife and toddler calf and hopefully raise his spirits a little too.
Asking a friend for help moving is fair game as long as you fully intend to A) Reciprocate if they ask B) pay them in their beer of choice or C) Preferably combine of A and B
Your articles are always incredibly refreshing to read, I appreciate the honesty and hope you and your family find more people to connect with in Seattle.
Everything’s public in international waters. The concept really loses the novelty when you’re just swimming to work minding your business and boom suddenly you run into a pack of starfish just going at it with no regard for privacy or traffic patterns.
The 48 Laws Of Power is waterproof and very thought provoking if you have the time. More than a little amoral but a unique and interesting take nonetheless. If there’s any war buffs out there highly recommend anything Steven Pressfield has done. He also wrote the legend of bagger vance if that’s more your speed. Make sure all copies are either very laminated or waterproofed if you plan on diving below 20 feet with them
If you’ve got sand dollars to burn recommend either investing in a reverse hyper machine or finding a gym that has one. Does wonders for your lower spine/tailfin area and is Rogan approved
Don’t forget all the underwater pictures you can take with your new water resistant phones! Your friends may be on the beach but guarantee they won’t be able to top your photo with the local celebrity Sea Lion
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Write us a piece you’re the Duda man,
write us a piece today
and we’re all in the mood for a hot take
and you’ve got us feeling alright
Now Duda at PGP is a friend of mine
He gives me fashion advice for free
And he’s quick with a column or to light up your feed
But there’s someplace that he’d rather be
It’s 6 O’clock on a saturday
The regular Duda shuffles in
There’s a runner jogging next to me
making love to his Instagram feed
He says son can you pour me an Ultra
I’m not really sure what it costs
But it’s beer for athletes
and I’ll drink it complete
when I wear a running mans clothes
Keep laying down that hate and discontent, the dolphin community’s got your back if you ever hit the ocean blue
Periodically play “Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums” throughout to really keep them off balance
1) I never know what to do with the second pant leg
2) Denim and oceans mix like oil and water
3) I still like to hold on to the illusion that jeans are used for manual labor at least some of the time
Very underrated comment. Ten points to Gryffindor
The author of the first submission should humblebrag just a little bit harder next time. Also should have stopped by Chesapeake Bay the view is great from 20-30 feet below the surface this time of year
You know I think we should give #slacktivists a shot. After all they stopped Kony, brought back the girls kidnapped by Boko Haram and all their thoughts and prayers have done wonders to stop all the terrorist attacks worldwide and stateside.
The people need answers!
Take things up a notch by leaving your child’s diapers on the offending party’s lawn. Just know this tactic is not effective underwater and will probably anger the HOA
Headed to the Home Sea for the weekend. An old buddy from years ago is going through some shit right now but I’m excited to meet his wife and toddler calf and hopefully raise his spirits a little too.
Asking a friend for help moving is fair game as long as you fully intend to A) Reciprocate if they ask B) pay them in their beer of choice or C) Preferably combine of A and B
Your articles are always incredibly refreshing to read, I appreciate the honesty and hope you and your family find more people to connect with in Seattle.
Everything’s public in international waters. The concept really loses the novelty when you’re just swimming to work minding your business and boom suddenly you run into a pack of starfish just going at it with no regard for privacy or traffic patterns.
“Just don’t let the controller slip out of your little girl hands and crush me”
Can’t forget Dolphin Tale or Flipper!
Good to have you back Jesus, the dolphin community was beginning to worry that you’d Ascended for the final time
The 48 Laws Of Power is waterproof and very thought provoking if you have the time. More than a little amoral but a unique and interesting take nonetheless. If there’s any war buffs out there highly recommend anything Steven Pressfield has done. He also wrote the legend of bagger vance if that’s more your speed. Make sure all copies are either very laminated or waterproofed if you plan on diving below 20 feet with them
If you’ve got sand dollars to burn recommend either investing in a reverse hyper machine or finding a gym that has one. Does wonders for your lower spine/tailfin area and is Rogan approved
Don’t forget all the underwater pictures you can take with your new water resistant phones! Your friends may be on the beach but guarantee they won’t be able to top your photo with the local celebrity Sea Lion
One of the things all NFL fans can get behind is that man has seaweed for brains