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I’ve found ~2 years older to be the sweet spot. Older than that and you get hit with the “OHMIGOD YOU’RE SO YOUNG/SUCH A BABY/etc.” and end up pigeonholed.
I used to work for a program where at least once per semester a bright eyed and bushytailed new hire would Reply All to a companywide message only to be roasted without mercy by the rest of the listserv. Somewhere around the 5th or 6th one I devolved into the smartass/roastmaster general dolphin
My younglings will have the right to choose to root for whichever teams in whatever sports they wish however for as long as they are living with me Sundays will be dedicated exclusively to Stillers football
I actually know a male dolphin who does that. The money’s not horrible, he lives an interesting life and knows a lot of creatures around the Intertropical Convergence Zone.
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!!!
Will please don’t die in NOLA last time my friends and I went down there an oil rig blew up and we ended up having to carry a family of turtles to safety. Still cough up the occasional petroleumball
Whole pods got a wedding tomorrow that has potential to be a blast. Hoping we can do the good people of Atlantis proud and keep Mr. DeFries’ end of wedding season inspiration in mind
Wholeheartedly agree. If it’s a friend or even a good friend it’s acceptable to let them learn the hard way after you’ve tactfully made your opinion crystal clear. If it’s a family member with a horrendous SO who you may potentially have to deal with for another 60-70 years there are very few measures that aren’t acceptable for trying to get them to end that relationship.
Ocean Serenity from Village Candle is the GOAT. This is my highly scientific finding after an adolescent calfhood spent stocking and offloading dozens of Candle Brands for the 55-70 feet location of the Chesapeake Bay TJ Maxx.
Well my pet seahorse Damocles almost brought a queen size mattress down on himself so you could say things are getting pretty wild out here on the Ocean Blue.
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I’ve found ~2 years older to be the sweet spot. Older than that and you get hit with the “OHMIGOD YOU’RE SO YOUNG/SUCH A BABY/etc.” and end up pigeonholed.
I used to work for a program where at least once per semester a bright eyed and bushytailed new hire would Reply All to a companywide message only to be roasted without mercy by the rest of the listserv. Somewhere around the 5th or 6th one I devolved into the smartass/roastmaster general dolphin
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My younglings will have the right to choose to root for whichever teams in whatever sports they wish however for as long as they are living with me Sundays will be dedicated exclusively to Stillers football
The only possible silver lining might be a free buffet if he’s lucky
I actually know a male dolphin who does that. The money’s not horrible, he lives an interesting life and knows a lot of creatures around the Intertropical Convergence Zone.
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!!!
Who has the bigger home field advantage, Willy Wonka or the kid from Home Alone?
Deadpool >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 99% of the non-cosmic elements of Marvel/DC universe
Will please don’t die in NOLA last time my friends and I went down there an oil rig blew up and we ended up having to carry a family of turtles to safety. Still cough up the occasional petroleumball
Whole pods got a wedding tomorrow that has potential to be a blast. Hoping we can do the good people of Atlantis proud and keep Mr. DeFries’ end of wedding season inspiration in mind
Wholeheartedly agree. If it’s a friend or even a good friend it’s acceptable to let them learn the hard way after you’ve tactfully made your opinion crystal clear. If it’s a family member with a horrendous SO who you may potentially have to deal with for another 60-70 years there are very few measures that aren’t acceptable for trying to get them to end that relationship.
I like that there’s now a level above pre check cause the cats out of the bag about pre-check
Completely lost track, easy to do when 99% of your species looks identical in pictures
Your writing is beginning to develop a Bret Easton Ellis quality that I thoroughly enjoy.
TJ Maxx is candle Mecca
Ocean Serenity from Village Candle is the GOAT. This is my highly scientific finding after an adolescent calfhood spent stocking and offloading dozens of Candle Brands for the 55-70 feet location of the Chesapeake Bay TJ Maxx.
This is why they pay you the big sand dollars
Well my pet seahorse Damocles almost brought a queen size mattress down on himself so you could say things are getting pretty wild out here on the Ocean Blue.
Nived, which do you think is going to arrive first, the end of the world or the next Tool album?