Waiting for PGP to post new columns on Monday morning. PGP.

Nobody has nominated me for the Ice Bucket Challenge yet. PGP.

I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.

That blissful couple of hours on payday when you have 4 digits in your checking account, before all the bills and rent come out. PGP.

Not knowing where you stand. With anyone. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

When “eating healthy” is having all the basic food groups in your Chipotle bowl. PGP.

I had a six-pack in high school. Never thought I could have back fat. PGP.

Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

Getting endorsed on LinkedIn by someone you’ve never met, much less worked with. PGP.