My new boss says “pacifically” instead of “specifically.” PGP.

8 a.m. and I’ve already told people to “fuck off” under my breath three times. PGP.

I want to catch them all but I can’t afford the data charges. PGP.

Hearing “Thunderstruck” at work and being reminded of day drinking in college. PGP.

Just overheard my first “Now get out of my office.” PGP.

Spending most of my Thursday and Friday thinking how I can get out of my weekend commitments. PGP.

Using the Back-To-School section to stock up on office supplies. PGP.

“I need to get my steps in.” PGP.

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied for over a year ago. PGP.

Going to a coworker’s “Last Day Happy Hour,” eating a free plate of food, drinking free beer, and not saying goodbye to the person quitting. PGP.