Aren’t you just a ray of sunshine? Arguing that even England wants an NFL franchise is like saying New York wants a new MLS team next year (NYFC) because baseball, football, basketball and hockey suck. That argument is unbelievably flawed. It’s not a substitute, it’s just more entertainment for the people. But you can continue carrying that ignorance with you. Most people I’ve met have that same ignorance so don’t feel like you’re alone. They just work as low paid high school football coaches.
I’d also add beat deadlines to this list. Obviously that doesn’t mean sacrificing quality but if you can demolish tough deadlines, you’ll impress the right people.
Honestly, you’re missing out. A man who isn’t a fan of a good pair of long legs is not a man. Also, tall girls eat freaking anything and hardly ever gain weight. It’s fantastic.
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Lived in Whataburger land almost all my life. I still prefer In N Out and Shake Shack. I won’t apologize.
I’d love to see how that conversation went with your 12 year old cousin.
Men-only taxis would be sued in a second. #YesAllWomen
I haven’t heard of half of these. I think I need to be invited to more shitty weddings.
Sprinklers under the trampoline was my entertainment for multiple summers.
I’m impressed. I read this as fast as I could in rhythm of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start The Fire.
You literally must be really fun at parties. Literally.
I’m not going to show my fiancé why I’m laughing so hard.
My back hair tingled while reading this.
Aren’t you just a ray of sunshine? Arguing that even England wants an NFL franchise is like saying New York wants a new MLS team next year (NYFC) because baseball, football, basketball and hockey suck. That argument is unbelievably flawed. It’s not a substitute, it’s just more entertainment for the people. But you can continue carrying that ignorance with you. Most people I’ve met have that same ignorance so don’t feel like you’re alone. They just work as low paid high school football coaches.
I don’t know what it feels like to go a day without receiving a poop snap.
Whenever the doctor’s office has a little play area for kids, all I think about is how I hate children.
I’d also add beat deadlines to this list. Obviously that doesn’t mean sacrificing quality but if you can demolish tough deadlines, you’ll impress the right people.
Great article.
Alright. Now I see why you said we are each other’s arch-nemesis. Been a Man U fan all my life, even been to Old Trafford in 2006
50% of my interest in this article was the possible picture choices. I am leaving 50% disappointed.
“Hey, what’s up?…. So do you like working out?”
Honestly, you’re missing out. A man who isn’t a fan of a good pair of long legs is not a man. Also, tall girls eat freaking anything and hardly ever gain weight. It’s fantastic.
Words hurt, man..
But how do you really feel about Jordan?
I knew this would be a good list when I saw Anna Kendrick in the first spot. I would swim through shark infested waters just to hold her hand.