I thought you were going to say just not working on Fridays and I was like “Fuck yeah! That’s an easy change!” But then you lost me at completely reconstructing time itself. I’ll put it in the corporate suggestion box for ya.
It is if it’s to the Grandex Christmas party. How is bringing a coworker’s smoking hot mother to the Christmas Party NOT a power move? You wouldn’t even be able to count the amount of high fives you’d get by male coworkers the next day.
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Good talk, pal.
I’d question you if you said the opposite.
At least he called his hybrid what it is. He seems like a real straight shooter. I would have taken him.
Sounds like a needy girlfriend. Is there an app for that?
Fuck the negative bastard in this comment thread. I laughed. I laughed fucking hard.
If you want to succeed in life, don’t publicly talk or act like Dick Sherman. There’s the post grad relevance you were looking for.
My college self would kick both their asses for different reasons.
That escalated quickly.
It’s not about size. It’s about what you can do with it.
I thought you were going to say just not working on Fridays and I was like “Fuck yeah! That’s an easy change!” But then you lost me at completely reconstructing time itself. I’ll put it in the corporate suggestion box for ya.
It is if it’s to the Grandex Christmas party. How is bringing a coworker’s smoking hot mother to the Christmas Party NOT a power move? You wouldn’t even be able to count the amount of high fives you’d get by male coworkers the next day.
Fuck.
Me too. I shouldn’t be this curious
Coming in with heat, Mr. McGannon. Best one yet.
Caboki or something. The ad is horrible
So the summary of this article is if you’re from a small town, go to grad school.
You used “for all intents and purposes” instead of “for all intensive purposes” so you got that going for you.
Ass clown*
Wagon Wheel should’ve been a runner up or bonus song on this list. Also, fuck Crazy Bitch. No human should enjoy that song.
The hair replacements ads on this page really made the article that much better.