Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

Never wanting to go to Sunday brunch again because two day hangovers are very real. PGP.

My boss retired today. I’m more than qualified for that job. They’re filling it from the outside. PGP.

People my age are winding down their professional sports careers.

Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

Listening to stories about people’s kids. PGP

Another human being made more than my yearly salary in half a second. #PGP

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked