Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.

Only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP

Coworkers that hum. PGP.

My boss thinks I’m “too fast with computers” to do my job well. PGP.

Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

I can never look too happy because people will think I’m not working hard enough. PGP.

I drove 30 minutes for my clients to pretend they weren’t home. #pgp

I only get new clothes at Christmas and my birthday.

The slog to 9:00AM waiting for all my favorite websites to update content. PGP