Spending more then you make.

My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP

I sank 1/24th of my yearly income into my vacation. PGP

I didn’t have time to take a nap before I went out. PGP.

My little brothers job out of college offered a higher salary than I currently make.

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Just one year out of playing D1 sports and I already have a dad body for the ages. PGP

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.