Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

I don’t think anyone in my office would notice if I went missing.

I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP

HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

The interpretation of casual Friday here varies wildly

Fell asleep before my team could make its draft pick. PGP

Fell asleep for a few minutes at my desk this morning. PGP.

“Are you doing anything right now?”

I’ve had the same condom in my wallet for the past year. PGP.