One of my biggest fears is that a handicap person will come in the bathroom while I’m using the handicap stall. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

That one guy in the office that is always humming.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

I have way too much in common with the interns

Spent the morning on gchat debating which Game of Thrones characters I would kill, bang, and marry. PGP

Woke up in the middle of the night because I had a dream the Fed raised interest rates and I didn’t refinance my student loans in time. PGP

even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP