Living dangerously now means having one beer on your lunch break. PGP.

Constantly fantasizing about power quitting. PGP.

Coworker in the office next to you incessantly clearing his throat. PGP.

Realizing you missed a spot shaving. PGP.

Considering changing religions to one with more observed holidays. PGP.

Telling the receptionist to hold all your calls even though you’re not important enough to actually receive one. PGP.

Not having enough money in your 401k to buy a single share of Google. PGP.

Purposely answering when telemarketers call, just so you can yell at someone without consequence. PGP.

Still haven’t won any free lunches with my business cards. PGP.

Having to listen to your boss tell a story for the twentieth time and act interested. PGP.