Wondering if there’s any money left on gift cards you received for Christmas.

Mike Trout is 23 and won the AL MVP. I’m 23 and won a new mouse pad in our office raffle. PGP.

“I’m going to keep this brief…” PGP.

Couldn’t use a lot of my vacation days this year. Took off every Friday until 2015. PGPM.

Panicking whenever your girlfriend doesn’t want to drink, because maybe she’s pregnant. PGP.

Realizing you should have waited until after your 4th of July party to buy new furniture. PGP.

I think my neighbors are swingers, but I’m afraid to ask because it might just be Amway. PGP.