1. this makes me really happy that i’m a girl
2. not that i’m an expert on male peeing habits (thank god), i didn’t realize that over the fence was even a thing
haha i actually think the pizza thing is really cute. i mean, he could have picked somewhere better than dominos, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
he made the bride pour a bucket of water on him, he danced around, got dressed, gave us an autographed photo (his name was mr. butter) and left. i’m still disturbed and this was like 5 years ago.
(sorry for not having a more exciting ending to the story)
also, there were strippers at my friend’s bachelorette party and ugh they were so gross. they got fully naked and the one guy was like…a few inches inches from my face. bad memories.
that never happened to me, but my students were convinced they found my facebook profile (it was a girl with the same name as me). this poor girl must have been so confused when she got a ton of friend requests from high school boys lol
i live in cleveland so no one here likes hockey. i did just match with someone who has season tickets to the penguins, so i’m like hmmm…i will go out with you just to go to a game haha
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my 62 year old mom managed to put the tree in the car and then carry it into our house and put it on the stand herself, so….
yes, these people are getting ripped off.
right, so you’re using the through the fence method?
i need demonstrations. (no just kidding…please no demonstrations)
what is the point of the fly opening thing on guys underwear if you’re just pulling them down? send help.
1. this makes me really happy that i’m a girl
2. not that i’m an expert on male peeing habits (thank god), i didn’t realize that over the fence was even a thing
is that what it is? i couldn’t tell and just assumed that my internet was outdated lol
i also live in ohio (cleveland) lol
baked cheetos are life
this reminds me of how my friend’s in-laws want her kid to call them “kiki” and “pop pop” and my friend refuses to address them as such.
maybe he’s the bartender who just filed a lawsuit against manziel for breaking his nose!
one of my friends went to high school with this girl and said that she’s been a racist nut since then (like 2005).
haha i actually think the pizza thing is really cute. i mean, he could have picked somewhere better than dominos, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
obviously.
because i am a girl lol
he made the bride pour a bucket of water on him, he danced around, got dressed, gave us an autographed photo (his name was mr. butter) and left. i’m still disturbed and this was like 5 years ago.
(sorry for not having a more exciting ending to the story)
i wonder if katie was mad about it or if she didn’t care…
either way, finn also sucks.
i hate her so much.
also, there were strippers at my friend’s bachelorette party and ugh they were so gross. they got fully naked and the one guy was like…a few inches inches from my face. bad memories.
hey! my dad might pay for my phone and my car, but he does NOT pay for my groceries! lol
that never happened to me, but my students were convinced they found my facebook profile (it was a girl with the same name as me). this poor girl must have been so confused when she got a ton of friend requests from high school boys lol
a quarter of an inch, charlie. a quarter of an inch.
i live in cleveland so no one here likes hockey. i did just match with someone who has season tickets to the penguins, so i’m like hmmm…i will go out with you just to go to a game haha