I could really learn from this kid. My trademark move is waking up late and hungover, then calling in sick 30 mins before I’m supposed to be in the office.
I feel like working for the gov in DC is so trite. I think you’d get more play pretending to be a 4th year M&A attorney at Akin Gump. I imagine DC girls are bored of gov guys the way NY girls are bored of finance guys.
Valentine’s day is a great time to capitalize on post grad loneliness and shoot your shot.
I swished a three pointer on twitter and now have a nice Saturday date lined up with a girl I hit it off with at a party, but haven’t talked to in 3 months.
If a guy can’t handle that a girl can have platonic male friends, that’s weak as hell and he’s inevitably going to be possessive with jealousy issues. Run for the hills.
I’d much rather date someone with a diverse and interesting social circle of girls and guys than a girl who only has women friends.
Saturday night, I traveled 1.5 hrs from nyc to hoboken at 1am to visit a nice lady from instagram. Unfortunately, the edible I took a couple hours before shooting my shot hit me when I arrived at the loud and crowded dance bar.
I got nervous and immediately went back home by myself, chicken parm in hand.
My favorite postgrad sport is weekend coed kickball. I can be competitive in a relatively athletic league, but I can also drink there without much consequence.
I’m thinking about joining dodgeball, but it seems like the sort of sport that attracts too man try-hards.
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I could really learn from this kid. My trademark move is waking up late and hungover, then calling in sick 30 mins before I’m supposed to be in the office.
I always ate the peanuts in lieu of french fries because I’ve spent most of my Five Guys career as a broke boi. Will have to give it a shot next time.
In-N-Out is the best burger joint by a mile.
I’m a born and raised East coast guy, but real gotta recognize real.
I always take Fridays and Mondays off whenever I have a weekend getaway.
Need that extra day of reflection, rest and relaxation.
Not a euphemism! It’s how a lot of fund managers sell unregistered securities.
I talked too fiscally to you. I’ll scale it back next time.
username checks out.
Also sup, wanna be my general partner so we can become accredited investors under Reg D?
I feel like working for the gov in DC is so trite. I think you’d get more play pretending to be a 4th year M&A attorney at Akin Gump. I imagine DC girls are bored of gov guys the way NY girls are bored of finance guys.
I got a pimple today and seriously considered calling in sick to work.
This is the kind of photo I’d roll my eyes and groan at, but toss a like anyway.
Valentine’s day is a great time to capitalize on post grad loneliness and shoot your shot.
I swished a three pointer on twitter and now have a nice Saturday date lined up with a girl I hit it off with at a party, but haven’t talked to in 3 months.
If I visit Houston, I’ll be the reckless friend with you at El T.
I’m sure you heard this in the 90s, but it gets better man.
Godspeed, son.
If a guy can’t handle that a girl can have platonic male friends, that’s weak as hell and he’s inevitably going to be possessive with jealousy issues. Run for the hills.
I’d much rather date someone with a diverse and interesting social circle of girls and guys than a girl who only has women friends.
It also sucks for the guy breaking up with the nice girl when you genuinely respect them as a person, but just aren’t feeling it.
As a noted ice cold water boy, I’m gonna have to disagree with this take.
I’m willing to drink less and run the higher risk of kissing the fountain if it means I can enjoy slightly colder water.
I accidentally went down to WTC and had to go back up to Christopher, which cost me some time coming from midtown.
In Hoboken, I went to Tally Ho’s, which would have been a blast if I was in the right mindset.
Good content all around.
Saturday night, I traveled 1.5 hrs from nyc to hoboken at 1am to visit a nice lady from instagram. Unfortunately, the edible I took a couple hours before shooting my shot hit me when I arrived at the loud and crowded dance bar.
I got nervous and immediately went back home by myself, chicken parm in hand.
My favorite postgrad sport is weekend coed kickball. I can be competitive in a relatively athletic league, but I can also drink there without much consequence.
I’m thinking about joining dodgeball, but it seems like the sort of sport that attracts too man try-hards.
Thanks Boston! I just slid in on twitter.