Thank you for addressing the toilet seat issue. My personal preference is to always put the seat AND lid cover down when I (a man-child) am done. That way, both sexes are fairly equally inconvenienced when they want to use it, and it just looks more tidy.
That square monitor is the saddest setup since ’12 when I interned at a large healthcare software company in KC and they supplied me with a 14″ laptop full of the last employee’s hair. Convince IT you could really put up some big numbers if they fork out for a pair of modern monitors.
I’d love to have your super-duper mattress if it were a gift, but if I am buying, I would sleep much better on a $300 mattress with the other $700 stuffed under my pillow.
“Don’t flush with your foot. All you’re doing is transferring urine and fecal matter from the floor to the handle. ”
Okay, here’s how I justify why I use my foot. Almost all people using the non-disabled stall can flush with their foot, and thus be assured they did not get some other person’s deuce on their hand. People that don’t want shit on their hand should use their foot. I don’t want to shit-gamble just so that you can avoid raising your foot in the air.
Also, shoe-handle contact is only prone to transferring piss, which washes off much easier than shit and smells less offensive in trace amounts. Who are these people shitting on the floor at your office?
Fortunately, Knox is still delivering quality literature on the reg, while still maintaining his Bukowski-esque lifestyle. For real, I guarantee that guy is reeling from a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and contemplating some hair of the dog at this exact second.
The normal American in me is quite proud of this man; the asshole, nerdy, uber-American in me is wondering why he chose metric units. Either way, BRAVO, SIR!
Alright, by that same logic you shouldn’t ever ask your boss for a raise. The difference is, government employees are at the whim of their bureaucratic leadership and idiot voters. It’s not just teachers complaining; cops, sanitation, basically any working-class government employee group.
Going to remark that I’m biased on this topic; my mother was an elementary school teacher her whole adult life and never made more than half of what my starting salary was. I personally value the impact my primary and secondary school teachers have had on my life, and I think shit salary is keeping a lot of skilled people from entering the education field.
My favorite rebuttal to your argument is comparing similar pay that would be afforded to someone who provided daycare/adolescent supervision to that of a teacher. Now, factor in that teachers work 50+ hrs. a week MINIMUM, and also are responsible for ensuring that your kids don’t enter the workforce as complete idiots. Plus, it’s not a full 3 months off, there is a lot of planning going on in the meantime.
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I kid though McG; these folks spread like muscular herpes in my neighborhood.
Agreed. I’m sure it sucks but as long as the company pays for travel, I’d do it.
Thank you for addressing the toilet seat issue. My personal preference is to always put the seat AND lid cover down when I (a man-child) am done. That way, both sexes are fairly equally inconvenienced when they want to use it, and it just looks more tidy.
That square monitor is the saddest setup since ’12 when I interned at a large healthcare software company in KC and they supplied me with a 14″ laptop full of the last employee’s hair. Convince IT you could really put up some big numbers if they fork out for a pair of modern monitors.
I’d love to have your super-duper mattress if it were a gift, but if I am buying, I would sleep much better on a $300 mattress with the other $700 stuffed under my pillow.
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN LIST I’VE READ HERE. Great work, man.
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Cue the anti-greek comments. . .
“Don’t flush with your foot. All you’re doing is transferring urine and fecal matter from the floor to the handle. ”
Okay, here’s how I justify why I use my foot. Almost all people using the non-disabled stall can flush with their foot, and thus be assured they did not get some other person’s deuce on their hand. People that don’t want shit on their hand should use their foot. I don’t want to shit-gamble just so that you can avoid raising your foot in the air.
Also, shoe-handle contact is only prone to transferring piss, which washes off much easier than shit and smells less offensive in trace amounts. Who are these people shitting on the floor at your office?
Fortunately, Knox is still delivering quality literature on the reg, while still maintaining his Bukowski-esque lifestyle. For real, I guarantee that guy is reeling from a hangover, smoking a cigarette, and contemplating some hair of the dog at this exact second.
Get a job!
The normal American in me is quite proud of this man; the asshole, nerdy, uber-American in me is wondering why he chose metric units. Either way, BRAVO, SIR!
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Alright, by that same logic you shouldn’t ever ask your boss for a raise. The difference is, government employees are at the whim of their bureaucratic leadership and idiot voters. It’s not just teachers complaining; cops, sanitation, basically any working-class government employee group.
Going to remark that I’m biased on this topic; my mother was an elementary school teacher her whole adult life and never made more than half of what my starting salary was. I personally value the impact my primary and secondary school teachers have had on my life, and I think shit salary is keeping a lot of skilled people from entering the education field.
My favorite rebuttal to your argument is comparing similar pay that would be afforded to someone who provided daycare/adolescent supervision to that of a teacher. Now, factor in that teachers work 50+ hrs. a week MINIMUM, and also are responsible for ensuring that your kids don’t enter the workforce as complete idiots. Plus, it’s not a full 3 months off, there is a lot of planning going on in the meantime.
“Unfortunately, it also gave way to tons of crimes, ranging from the petty (stagecoach robberies, which are badass)”
I don’t think stagecoach means what you think it means.
Preach.
Agreed. I had a lot of these same issues with the it; however, overall I still loved the show.
*snorts a line of coke* You tell ’em, Knox!
Alright, bro.