GODDAMN SIGNATURES WITH WEBSITES ARE NOT APPROPRIATE HERE. If you want, link your Twitter account, so we can not follow it, and then not click on your website link on there.
Do people really have wedding receptions that end at 11:30? Maybe if everybody came from a 15 mile vicinity, but if you make me travel for you’re wedding, getting me drunk for at least 8 solid hours is just good etiquette.
Plus not worrying about cleaning toothpaste residue out of your sink. Brushing your teeth over the sink is further aggravated if you use the same one for shaving.
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Thought this was an actual story from the Water Cooler. Nope.
The Boss if fine and dandy but Levon Helm was a fucking god.
Ya’ll can crash at my place while you’re convincing Denver to allow pot in public places.
Regardless, you don’t batter the Uber/Lyft/cab driver just because they suck. In general, you don’t batter people when you disagree with them.
Jesus, dude.
Because you can drink a whole bottle of beer in less than 3 seconds flat with a straw which is physically impossible otherwise you goddamn idiot.
Kendra?
Perhaps section titles would have sufficed instead of rambling paragraphs
If you drink 3 nights a week how do you even know what your favorite drink is? Shit takes practice and dedication.
Emergen-C is snake oil.
You ducked out of a $1500 charge? Unless she stole your card, that’s your drunk ass’ fault not the clubs.
This is comedy gold. And also a sad reflection on my early weekend nights.
Also, if you are going to be a rat bastard and put your website, at least learn basic fucking HTML and make it a real link.
GODDAMN SIGNATURES WITH WEBSITES ARE NOT APPROPRIATE HERE. If you want, link your Twitter account, so we can not follow it, and then not click on your website link on there.
Do people really have wedding receptions that end at 11:30? Maybe if everybody came from a 15 mile vicinity, but if you make me travel for you’re wedding, getting me drunk for at least 8 solid hours is just good etiquette.
Plus not worrying about cleaning toothpaste residue out of your sink. Brushing your teeth over the sink is further aggravated if you use the same one for shaving.
Party bus from church to scenic picture location to reception. Booze on board. That’s how you do it.
Made $1.10 on Robinhood today. PGP.
#ShotsFired
*Come home to no cat puke on carpet*
Alright, way to go, Donny!