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…That salad sounds good as hell.
Lon is one of the most tragic characters to me because he didn’t do anything to make Allie leave him. HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
Shooters shoot.
A lot of people I know are getting off the dating app wave and it’s cool to see them just do the old-fashioned “go outside and try” approach. Good stuff, Will!
You bite the bullet and shop at Old Navy, is how.
I gotta imagine the guy who gets assigned that greeting job is dead inside.
This is the most “get off my lawn” type shit of all time.
*whispers into the void*
Watch the EPL instead.
My last name is Hall so once I wore a jersey with my last name, carried Quaker Oats with me, and sang Maneater all night because I’m poor and stupid.
Bowling and minigolf are both great ideas.
I LIKE MONEY.
You literally wrote an article one time about how you were a big man for not leaving the scene of an accident.
But you do you, big guy. You’re wicked smart.
-Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
-Chuck Norris in Dodgeball
-Kurt Vonnegut in Back To School
WHERE THE HELL IS STUMP
I made a comment a while back that Duda is Patrick Bateman with zero charisma so you’re dead-on with this.
I’m a Sea Bright guy myself. Cheers!
I have my performance review on Monday despite the fact I missed 2 months of work. So that’ll be hilarious and dumb.
Please do not disrespect Jesse Lacey like this.
Buddy I’m sorry. Check out Sorority Noise and Moose Blood too. Godspeed.
I listened to Brand New for two weeks and ate a lot of cheeseburgers. It worked.