I’ve sent HR e-mails like this in similar situations and once somebody from the company CALLED ME to thank me for letting them know. It sucks that this happens too.
You know when you have to present an assignment in class and you’re not prepared so you kinda just start rambling on and hope something coherent pops out? This reminded me of that.
-Am 100% willing to lie about how we met.
-I fulfill the social butterfly requirements and can handle both solo/dual conversations with strangers. (Witty banter is also covered because I dabble in standup).
-I can handle my alcohol and won’t overdo it.
-I always wanted to visit LA.
-Nived can vouch that I am a real person.
Had 2 phone interviews Friday so to celebrate potential employment I went out to a steakhouse with a buddy of mine. Get a text as I’m picking up the check that my buddy who just got dumped is at a bar 5 minutes out so I headed there. Wound up consoling him for 4 hours. Shit’s rough.
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I’ve sent HR e-mails like this in similar situations and once somebody from the company CALLED ME to thank me for letting them know. It sucks that this happens too.
Yeah I’m all about open communication but that’s not gonna be good for me. I’d probably rage drink on the flight home.
Also I know I’m old because the interview story was the most fucked up story out of all of these to me.
“i.e. alcoholic La Croix.”
Ok first of all: what the fuck
You know when you have to present an assignment in class and you’re not prepared so you kinda just start rambling on and hope something coherent pops out? This reminded me of that.
Buddy I literally made my case already I’ll take that action.
Alright here goes nothing:
-Am 100% willing to lie about how we met.
-I fulfill the social butterfly requirements and can handle both solo/dual conversations with strangers. (Witty banter is also covered because I dabble in standup).
-I can handle my alcohol and won’t overdo it.
-I always wanted to visit LA.
-Nived can vouch that I am a real person.
I always thought No Nut November was a joke do people actually do it?
Can you even fathom how much Uber Eats/Seamless would make those 2 days? Wild.
Ts and Ps to Wine Teacher. I get it.
Kang 2020
If I get one of the jobs that may be the move.
Had 2 phone interviews Friday so to celebrate potential employment I went out to a steakhouse with a buddy of mine. Get a text as I’m picking up the check that my buddy who just got dumped is at a bar 5 minutes out so I headed there. Wound up consoling him for 4 hours. Shit’s rough.
The Christmas music post fired me up. It might be too early to play it all day every day but I’m excited for when that time does come.
The disregarding emails section is money.
I’ve done this with Reese’s and Bunch a Crunch and it really takes the popcorn up a few levels. I support this.
Reeses’s Cups stuffed with pieces suffers from doing too much. It’s a bold concept that fails because there’s way too much going on.
No it’s Wonderful Christmastime. @ me I don’t care.
Andy William Christmas Album for me. Hi I’m 74 years old.
SAMHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN