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Just leave whenever the fuck you want, man.
Jonathan kicking his ass was one of the season’s most satisfying moments but Steve does redeem himself in the end.
Barb was the nerd who dies. That’s all she was. Massively overrated.
You’re like Patrick Bateman if he had zero charisma.
There was one where the “prank” was a fake kidnapping which is 100% sociopathic bullshit.
Richard is #1 you are out of your fucking mind
There are fewer things more freeing than interviewing for a job you’re almost 100% sure you don’t want.
“ain’t nothing but a G thang”
How hard did the people at the framing store laugh when you brought in your Scarface poster.
My dad’s in rehab so I can say with 100% confidence that he could catch these hands.
I work two blocks away from a Shake Shack and am 1000% camping out for this.
I’m with you on #3 because no one can have this much hatred in them.
DIBS ON MATHEWSON
Brooks Wheelan and Victoria Jackson would like a word.
I mean if NBC just wants to add people who yell at everything they should call Aziz Ansari up too.
That is the dream.
The Library Card song is a goddamned jam.
Went to one in April. We got there a little late and everyone was dancing and setting off fireworks in the parking lot. It may be a production but it was fun as hell.
My mom wants to do a choreographed dance at my wedding.
Joke’s on her I have to trick someone into marrying me first.
Or you can date a girl for a year who donates $27 every other week to Bernie Sanders instead of supporting you.
I’m sure somebody has done that.
You’re a goddamned gem. Never forget that.