Riding the wave from ‘MERICA’S 6-0 thrashing on Friday into the week. Also just found out my old job’s sending me a sizable check since I opted out of their pension plan so it’s all good.
I’m having people over tonight for the USMNT game so I’m caffeined up and counting down the hours until I can get drunk and yell obscenities at Michael Bradley DOWNVOTE THIS YOU SOCCER HATING NERDS
I just had Indian food that unbeknownst to me was generously laden with ghost pepper hot sauce so I’m probably going to start hallucinating any minute.
150 people work on-site at my office and yesterday I was one of only 7 people who showed up so I’m one coffee in and purposely avoiding eye contact with everyone.
95% chance my office doesn’t close for the storm so I’m caffeinated up and going to do as much shit as possible so I can watch Unsolved Mysteries all day at work tomorrow and Wednesday.
Nah that isn’t weird at all. I followed Everton when Tim Howard played for them and I go to NYCFC and Red Bull games because even though the MLS is growing tickets are still cheap as hell.
The system we use to do work is down til Wednesday so they got me licking envelopes but it’s all good because tonight to celebrate the return of MLS I’m going to drink half my body weight in sangria.
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Riding the wave from ‘MERICA’S 6-0 thrashing on Friday into the week. Also just found out my old job’s sending me a sizable check since I opted out of their pension plan so it’s all good.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Mini golf is a dope idea regardless of age.
I’m having people over tonight for the USMNT game so I’m caffeined up and counting down the hours until I can get drunk and yell obscenities at Michael Bradley DOWNVOTE THIS YOU SOCCER HATING NERDS
OH NOT AGAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE
I just had Indian food that unbeknownst to me was generously laden with ghost pepper hot sauce so I’m probably going to start hallucinating any minute.
I had to google what CALI’d means. You get yourself a big-ass steak there, guy.
I knew I could count on you, Jesus.
Order a pizza.
Donald Trump, Jr. actually responded to the memes that accuse him of not being able to sit down properly. Because that’s a priority in his life.
Manager’s out this whole week so I’m job-hunting and counting the hours until Chappelle’s special drops.
Buddy this is extremely my shit.
The first time I listened to “Rain is a Good Thing” I laughed so hard at the “RAIN MAKES CORN” line I almost crashed my car.
I’m probably going to watch the fight scene from The Quiet Man 17 times and then barhop. Sona lá St. Pádraig!
150 people work on-site at my office and yesterday I was one of only 7 people who showed up so I’m one coffee in and purposely avoiding eye contact with everyone.
95% chance my office doesn’t close for the storm so I’m caffeinated up and going to do as much shit as possible so I can watch Unsolved Mysteries all day at work tomorrow and Wednesday.
The new Menzingers album is so dope I’d be more pissed if you didn’t dislocate your shoulder.
Write an article about Christian Pulisic DO IT
Nah that isn’t weird at all. I followed Everton when Tim Howard played for them and I go to NYCFC and Red Bull games because even though the MLS is growing tickets are still cheap as hell.
The system we use to do work is down til Wednesday so they got me licking envelopes but it’s all good because tonight to celebrate the return of MLS I’m going to drink half my body weight in sangria.