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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION BECAUSE WE’VE MADE IT TO ANOTHER FRIDAY. YOU CAN SMELL THE WEEKEND IN THE AIR. IT SMELLS SO GOOD. TAKE IT DEEP INTO YOUR LUNGS AND HOLD IT UNTIL YOU’RE ABOUT TO PASS OUT. THAT’S CALLED LIVIN’. DON’T LET ANYBODY BLOCK YOUR SHINE TODAY. BLIND THE HATERS WITH THE LIGHT FROM YOUR RIGHTEOUS SOUL. TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY AT THE END OF THE WEEK TO REMIND EVERYONE HOW SMART AND FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE. CLOSING STRONG — THAT’S WHAT WE’RE ALL ABOUT. YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE. YOU ARE WISE. YOU HAVE SKILLS. THE FORCE IS STRONG WITHIN YOU. NO ONE IS WORTHY OF YOUR GREATNESS. GET TO THE MONEY, HONEY. THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT, BABY. STACK CASH, WRITE CHECKS, SWIPE PLASTIC, AND MAKE FUCK. BOOM SHAKALAKA WE ARE IN THIS BITCH. GET WITH US OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE THIS TRAIN IS COMING DOWN THE TRACKS AT A SPEED THAT CAN’T BE STOPPED AND WE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
IN THE FERRARI AND JAGUARS SWITCHING FOUR LANES WITH THE TOP DOWN SCREAMING OUT MONEY AIN’T A THING.
JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE LET’S GET SOME CLASSIC KANYE IN BECAUSE IT’S FRIDAY AND IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES. BOLEN OUT.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Badass shit on the docket this weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Well my girlfriend and I got in a fight two nights ago, and for once it was all her fault. So she made up for it with some “you know” and now I’m feeling like a brand new man, ready to crush deals. No need for the usual cold brew today. Happy Friday all!
Real talk man, one time, got some morning tang from this girl I was seeing before heading into the office. I crushed it that day like no other man. It was wild man.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume that you guys had sex?…I’ll take it a step further and speculate that the unholy brown eye was awoken
For the definition of “you know,” please see https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/things-girls-do-after-graduation-winesday/
Cold brew will be drank by the gallon today, Ross. Xavier pulled out a big W against Arizona so your boy is a little tired but is that going to stop the deals from happening? No. That win + the cold brews will make today a day for the books.
Watched the game. That was nuts. Gargantuan balls on X. Enjoy, my friend.
Some ass clown tried to throw me under the bus for something I’m not even responsible for in front of the directors yesterday, little did he know that I’m wayyyy more intelligent than him and explained that the company would literally save over $150k by hiring a back end mobile code developer in house and not paying over a quarter million dollars to have a compartmentalized team of coders half a world away in India do it for us since they can’t string code together seamlessly but that’s none of my business lol. I told that guy to focus on his role or marketing sub par products via a dying platform in an industry that will be extinct in the next decade. It’s mother fucking Friday!!!!!
DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING
I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY AMPED. I WOKE UP BEFORE 8 THIS MORNING. DID YOU KNOW THE SUN IS EVEN OUT THIS EARLY? EVERYTHING IS INCREDIBLE. GO CRUSH THAT WORK DAY, FAM, THEN GET LIT FOR ME.
I EFFING LOVE COFFEE.
One thing led to another and your boy ended up closing down the bar last night. Woke up feeling no pain courteously of those $2.50 domestics. Cold brew to the dome baby, gotta be proactive on this one before things get messy. Gonna power through the day and do it all over again tonight. Rinse, lather, repeat. It ain’t rocket science. Get at me, Friday.
Have my final home inspection at lunch before I close in a week. It’s going break 70 degrees in Ohio today, prime rooftop drinkin weather after work, time to get after it!
I’m having people over tonight for the USMNT game so I’m caffeined up and counting down the hours until I can get drunk and yell obscenities at Michael Bradley DOWNVOTE THIS YOU SOCCER HATING NERDS
I upvoted this, Kevin because I like you as a friend and I like soccer and we fucking grabbed beers together when you came to Boston. I got you, dude.
Captains Log 3/24: its 7:15 am and all is quiet in the office. I’m highly caffeinated and I can feel my brain thinking. It’s Friday and I’m ready to play this weekend.
No dangerous animal of the week column two weeks in a row 🙁