“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.

Sometimes office drama is the only thing that gets me through the day. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Young coworker telling you if they work hard they’ll get a raise and a promotion. PGP.