Meanwhile, they rake in billions in tax-free money, whilst simultaneously maintaining a “non-profit” status. They’re the only people with authoritative power in the sporting world that are worse than Roger Goodell.
5 Power moves when dating a Jewish person
1: Grow your best Hitler mustache.
2: Carry a notably large amount of change.
3: Speak to them with an obviously fake and forced German accent.
4: Every time you make plans, begin with “If it’s not another pointless holiday of yours, we should…”
5: Instead of saying the word ‘honestly’, say “Anne Frankly”
Mine’s a bar/burger shack, hopefully at a country club. Patty Shack: Burgers and Golf
I think Disney is marketing to the wrong demographic with their ads.
Fucking California, man. MEAT IS DELICIOUS
Afro Man used to be a great buy. Now he literally plays his songs off an iPod and sings along to them.
How is the Red Bar in Grayton Beach, Florida not #1, much less even ON THE LIST?
Thad Castle already explained this dilemma.
I haven’t been to Red Lobster in probably 10 years. That’s what happens when you live in Mississippi
DiCaprio should do the same tour posing as his Jordan Belfort character. I might actually go see that
There’s a second one that’s even funnier
Meanwhile, they rake in billions in tax-free money, whilst simultaneously maintaining a “non-profit” status. They’re the only people with authoritative power in the sporting world that are worse than Roger Goodell.
At really feeling it, he looks like he’s doing a very enthusiastic version of the Carlton
Wait for the Ole Miss brunette. She’s vodka water girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3qYPGeoA7w
5 Power moves when dating a Jewish person
1: Grow your best Hitler mustache.
2: Carry a notably large amount of change.
3: Speak to them with an obviously fake and forced German accent.
4: Every time you make plans, begin with “If it’s not another pointless holiday of yours, we should…”
5: Instead of saying the word ‘honestly’, say “Anne Frankly”
If anyone says they’re a Lakers fan, it’s a deal breaker. They probably also cheer for the Yankees.
Read the news? That’s what I have you guys for!
Kids born the year Mars Attacks came out are entering college this year.
So when you get your free 3 topping pizza from rewards points, you DON’T want extra cheese?