OleRando

Member Since 06/29/2015

Accidentally pressed Speak instead of Paste in Bumble during a conference call. Everyone heard my cheesy pickup line. Now it’s how all my coworkers begin conversations with me.

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Every time I hear the receptionist say “one moment, I’ll transfer you” I have a panic attack that my phone might be the one that’s about to ring.

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Drank too much Friday night. Still hungover Monday morning.

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New guy who sits directly behind me sighs extremely loud and extremely often. PGP.

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I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

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Today I remembered why I stopped participating in Sunday fun day.

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Stayed in on a Saturday night to watch hgtv with my girlfriend #pgp

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Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.

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I’ve become my father. PGP

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I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

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