Showed up early enough to be on time, but late enough to miss out on free bagels. PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.

Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.

The highlight of my day was watching Windows do an update. PGP.

Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.

I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

Boss just got a new Porsche. I just got my mom’s old Suburban. PGP.