Great question and tough answer. All of the above. If I had to choose one though, I’d still choose DiCaprio, even at 40. McConaughey is married with kids. Jordan is in a serious relationship and will probably get married soon, given his maturity. DiCaprio is the only one still free to sleep around, and even at 40, he’s bedding a new super model every week. Plus, as an actor, he’ll still be starring in movies 25 years from now, when Jordan is probably on the Champions Tour. The fact that Jordan is even in this discussion though, at his age, is remarkable.
I love me some Chipotle, but nothing worse than a leftover burrito stinking up the whole fridge the next day. Gotta eat it all in one shot and go back the next day if you want more.
I can picture her as a child, throwing a temper tantrum when she didn’t get what she wanted. She was probably spoiled and her parents caved in every time. Bitches be crazy. *not all of them
Quote from Swingers about bitches in bars: “But, Trent, all the parties and bars, they all suck. I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl who’s eyes are darting around to see if there’s someone else she should be talking to. And it’s like I’m supposed to be all happy cause she’s wearing a little backpack. Half of them are nasty skanks who wouldn’t be shit if they weren’t surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. I’m not gonna be one of those assholes. It’s fucking depressing. Some skank who isn’t half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me? It makes me want to puke.”
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This sounds like something straight out of Seinfeld, with Costanza playing the unemployed Knicks fan.
Great question and tough answer. All of the above. If I had to choose one though, I’d still choose DiCaprio, even at 40. McConaughey is married with kids. Jordan is in a serious relationship and will probably get married soon, given his maturity. DiCaprio is the only one still free to sleep around, and even at 40, he’s bedding a new super model every week. Plus, as an actor, he’ll still be starring in movies 25 years from now, when Jordan is probably on the Champions Tour. The fact that Jordan is even in this discussion though, at his age, is remarkable.
meant respectfully disagree. typing too fast.
Solid list. I respectively disagree with #13 though. I think the jury is still out on the Entourage movie. Never underestimate Ari.
Irk Nowitzki. No D in Dirk. Just kidding. I’m actually a big fan. That was cool.
So was Will Ferrell’s hilarious version of Uptown Funk, All About the Bass, etc. on the SNL reunion. Cracked me up.
Could be worse. They could have switched teams after you. All is not lost.
I love me some Chipotle, but nothing worse than a leftover burrito stinking up the whole fridge the next day. Gotta eat it all in one shot and go back the next day if you want more.
I can picture her as a child, throwing a temper tantrum when she didn’t get what she wanted. She was probably spoiled and her parents caved in every time. Bitches be crazy. *not all of them
The customer’s last name was Brown too.
Quote from Swingers about bitches in bars: “But, Trent, all the parties and bars, they all suck. I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl who’s eyes are darting around to see if there’s someone else she should be talking to. And it’s like I’m supposed to be all happy cause she’s wearing a little backpack. Half of them are nasty skanks who wouldn’t be shit if they weren’t surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. I’m not gonna be one of those assholes. It’s fucking depressing. Some skank who isn’t half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me? It makes me want to puke.”