Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.

Got to the office 2 hours early to start working on my to-do list. Wifi is down. PGP.

“Are you available to talk at noon today?” email from my boss. PGP.