I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Being the exact type of person I said I’d never become. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

I have no idea how to do my job. Boss said I was doing great. PGP.

And I thought I was broke in college. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.