living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
But i feel ya…its like standing in a tunnel or that scene from stand by me and this time theres no beating the train off the bridge…think its worse if you still look super young. i went to pick up my texts books for my first semester of grad school and i kept getting directed to the freshman orientation by the campus guides. The twilight of your 20’s is scary. at least for me,…i turn 29 in a few months so the anxiety is definitely building.
Grandex anyway you could switch out JD for Nived. think JD needs a relief pitcher while he gets his shit together. I get austin is hot as balls and hipsters abound but being nostalgic for midwest aint gonna do you any favors in ruining your perception of things. you’re young, you got a cool gig, and you get laid on the reg(more than i can say for myself) so why you fucking yourself so badly? throw some goldbond powder on those feet and ditch the socks take a trip to the guadalupe and float for a day grab some bbq and some shiner. I get out of houston once every month out to the peninsula away from the touristy parts i bring my grill some fajitas and a 12 pack. light the fire at night pop a few back listen to some music in my chair and just chill. does it fix everything? nah it does but does it help me recenter myself to deal with more shit until i pay my dues and move out and up with my life? yeah it does
The best rationalization is ” i dont want to hurt them so why tell them?” Youre not sparing anyone’s feelings but your own. Truth sucks but its real and way better than living some lie you dont even know youre living. You spare no one’s feelings but yourself in this situation because you don’t want to come to the realization that your just a fuckin tool. You have an open relationship sure go for it but nothing skeezier than tricking someone by keeping them in the dark. Even in your early 20’s youre an adult, you can make rational decisions, for the most part, and you can weigh the consequences of your actions. No bigger insult than getting your time wasted.
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Not sure if i hate myself because my job or if my job makes me hate myself
the “this happened to a friend” excuse.
was it at his house on Drury Lane?
you had me at the whiskey part
You had me at baking pies….sup?
But i feel ya…its like standing in a tunnel or that scene from stand by me and this time theres no beating the train off the bridge…think its worse if you still look super young. i went to pick up my texts books for my first semester of grad school and i kept getting directed to the freshman orientation by the campus guides. The twilight of your 20’s is scary. at least for me,…i turn 29 in a few months so the anxiety is definitely building.
Chill deFries in town for the Explosions in The Sky show at the White Oak?
HR is that fuckin kid who asks the teacher about an assignment or quiz the friday or thursday before a 3 day weekend.
Nived/deFries 2020 ticket…….also funny how HR is against drug abuse when HR Departments are literally the corporate world version of human traffickers
~Hello darkness my old fried~
….I see fireball knows i like to live my life dangerously
Mhc28 youre the human embodiment of stepping on a lego block. If you were a kardashian you’d be Khloe…..go home no one likes you
true hook up with her best friend or that one girl that she hates. like her arch nemesis
and also how the fuck do i get less vacation days now than back in the 70’s???????????
False….everyone knows its always Bob from accounting not Steve,
shhh who hurt you? Also sup?
Grandex anyway you could switch out JD for Nived. think JD needs a relief pitcher while he gets his shit together. I get austin is hot as balls and hipsters abound but being nostalgic for midwest aint gonna do you any favors in ruining your perception of things. you’re young, you got a cool gig, and you get laid on the reg(more than i can say for myself) so why you fucking yourself so badly? throw some goldbond powder on those feet and ditch the socks take a trip to the guadalupe and float for a day grab some bbq and some shiner. I get out of houston once every month out to the peninsula away from the touristy parts i bring my grill some fajitas and a 12 pack. light the fire at night pop a few back listen to some music in my chair and just chill. does it fix everything? nah it does but does it help me recenter myself to deal with more shit until i pay my dues and move out and up with my life? yeah it does
sup?
The best rationalization is ” i dont want to hurt them so why tell them?” Youre not sparing anyone’s feelings but your own. Truth sucks but its real and way better than living some lie you dont even know youre living. You spare no one’s feelings but yourself in this situation because you don’t want to come to the realization that your just a fuckin tool. You have an open relationship sure go for it but nothing skeezier than tricking someone by keeping them in the dark. Even in your early 20’s youre an adult, you can make rational decisions, for the most part, and you can weigh the consequences of your actions. No bigger insult than getting your time wasted.
Even the protagonist knows winter is coming
shush