living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Can we skip ahead like 5 years in her story line where she alone and destitute because her father pull off some next level berni madoff scam and had all his assets seized. Hope Todd is also miserable cause he’s lost all respect from me unless you do work on Todd finding his balls again in the next Chronicles of Todd.
they bury it in your house tho….they’re even bigger assholes cause now you have to sift through that litter to find its shit. They shit and make you find it like its some damn treasure sooo you lose. Dogs>Cats
Think She Left Me for Jesus was the song that sold me on him and ever since moving to Houston i try to catch his Thanksgiving/Christmas/winter Tour either here or in SA.
Think when the gen Y’ers and Baby Boomers start leaving upper management this could maybe be a feasible thing, at least for my company. I still dont know why i cant remote in from home the last business week at the end of each month when i literally sit in front of my machine with a already completed excel schedule open on one screen and email open on the other so i look busy when i have nothing to do til start of the month.
Church is hit or miss. He puts out Springstein and Drink in My Hand Over when its Over(good) then follows it up with Creepin Give Me Back My Hometown and Talladega(bad). as far as singles go. I’ll stick to Robert Earl Keen, Corb Lund, and Hayes Carl.
This is a bullshit move. Just be cool Amazon and switch to 9/80 work schedule or half day fridays. I’d kill for that set up. 2 guaranteed 3 day weekends a month or just head out to lunch on fridays and not having to come back would be a Post Grad Dream.
Its how you learn how many aluminum cans it takes to buy stuff and walmart or HEB will pay you for returning shopping carts that people walk away with or abandon far away from the store lol
Thanks. Its no big deal a lot of people and kids had it worse. Plus if you don’t get a sense of humor about the rotten shit you’ve had to go through then it just bugs ya forever.
The fact that he has a goddamn sailboat you can live in just invalidates her whole argument about being broke AF. Your boyfriend has sailboat money, not like pontoon or wakeboat money but sailboat money. GTFO.
Also JD not all homeless people are druggies. Some have genuine mental disorders or disabilities which thanks to our stigma of them go undiagnosed and untreated. Alot of homeless are vets who come back and are unable to adjust and dont get the proper treatment. Not all homeless people fit the narrow standard, take it from someone who was homeless for a time as kid sometimes its just shitty luck.
. http://www.endhomelessness.org/library/entry/fact-sheet-veteran-homelessness
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think you confused patience of a saint with cowardliness
Can we skip ahead like 5 years in her story line where she alone and destitute because her father pull off some next level berni madoff scam and had all his assets seized. Hope Todd is also miserable cause he’s lost all respect from me unless you do work on Todd finding his balls again in the next Chronicles of Todd.
just pound some preworkout problem solved
they bury it in your house tho….they’re even bigger assholes cause now you have to sift through that litter to find its shit. They shit and make you find it like its some damn treasure sooo you lose. Dogs>Cats
from texas can confirm that riots would insue especially in north texas.
So theres a chance we get invaded and i dont have to pay off my student loan? I’m ready to welcome our new overlords.
Think She Left Me for Jesus was the song that sold me on him and ever since moving to Houston i try to catch his Thanksgiving/Christmas/winter Tour either here or in SA.
That’s my everyday….i hope i get reincarnated as a dog into an upper middle class WASP family cause this being a human sucks.
Think when the gen Y’ers and Baby Boomers start leaving upper management this could maybe be a feasible thing, at least for my company. I still dont know why i cant remote in from home the last business week at the end of each month when i literally sit in front of my machine with a already completed excel schedule open on one screen and email open on the other so i look busy when i have nothing to do til start of the month.
Church is hit or miss. He puts out Springstein and Drink in My Hand Over when its Over(good) then follows it up with Creepin Give Me Back My Hometown and Talladega(bad). as far as singles go. I’ll stick to Robert Earl Keen, Corb Lund, and Hayes Carl.
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This is a bullshit move. Just be cool Amazon and switch to 9/80 work schedule or half day fridays. I’d kill for that set up. 2 guaranteed 3 day weekends a month or just head out to lunch on fridays and not having to come back would be a Post Grad Dream.
Its how you learn how many aluminum cans it takes to buy stuff and walmart or HEB will pay you for returning shopping carts that people walk away with or abandon far away from the store lol
Thanks. Its no big deal a lot of people and kids had it worse. Plus if you don’t get a sense of humor about the rotten shit you’ve had to go through then it just bugs ya forever.
that just reminded me of the Dirty Mike and The Boys soup kitchen scene from the Other Guys.
The fact that he has a goddamn sailboat you can live in just invalidates her whole argument about being broke AF. Your boyfriend has sailboat money, not like pontoon or wakeboat money but sailboat money. GTFO.
Also JD not all homeless people are druggies. Some have genuine mental disorders or disabilities which thanks to our stigma of them go undiagnosed and untreated. Alot of homeless are vets who come back and are unable to adjust and dont get the proper treatment. Not all homeless people fit the narrow standard, take it from someone who was homeless for a time as kid sometimes its just shitty luck.
. http://www.endhomelessness.org/library/entry/fact-sheet-veteran-homelessness
so whats up with your secretary?
dont ruin my fantasy with reality lol
I wonder if this is what JD was attempting to get in the dumpster fire that was his article about cheating. You learn as go. Great article.
cause PGP is a place for proper grammar and syntax? lol i mentioned what put me off teachers.