living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
german beer festivals (wurstfest in new braunfels), thanksgiving, tamales, and flannel shirts. though i am sadden to see sundresses disappear i know they will be back in the spring.
Couldnt agree with you more. The idea of coming home and talking about excel, schedules, dealing with auditors and how much of a pain it is over dinner just depresses me.
if being complicit wasnt seen as morally abhorrent then being an accessory to a crime wouldnt be a thing. tossing blame on doing a shitbag move and justifying it with the shitbag excuse of “i’m not the one in the relationship thats doing the cheating” is a total cop out. the fact that you have to use that as an excuse is proof enough. if you felt at all absolved of what you’ve done or still do then why do you need an excuse? I dont have to toss my trash in the bin if theres no one looking. i’m not required to help that single mom change her tire in the HEB parking lot while shes got her hands full juggling her kids but i do have the moral obligation to do so cause i’m not that much of a bastard. if youre in college and still doing this i guess chalk it up to being young and stupid but if youre in your mid to late 20’s chalk it up to being an asshole.
i made the mistake of losing one of the sway bar bolts after a wheeling trip and had to drive back 100miles from CS with the doors off goin 55mph at night in february. The heater did a decent job
I feel like this is JD’s shit storm of a article he wrote a few weeks back that got him down voted to oblivion 2.0. i have no probs with someone hookin up with randos that are friends or whaterver. if youre oblivious to the fact that said rando is in a relationship you cant blamed for that but knowing they’re in a relationship and still goin after it is another can of a worms
any 10+year old car (not including classics) with HID headlights installed. Usually they are a DIY install but people are idiots and don’t angle the lights back to proper DOT compliance.
Wranglers are sweet. you got a convertible that you can take off road and if you live in a flood prone city like houston they are awesome for navigating the streets with the crappy drainage.Also jeep wrangler helped beat the Nazis so i call bullshit on your number 10 ranking
say just get yourself an old black Yota and trick it out Marty McFly style JD or get an old 1980’s Chevy. whatever pickup you decide to get make sure its a 4×4 no sense in getting something with crappy gas mileage and not having the benefit of 4×4 just in case. Plus you’ll have a place to sit, drink, and toss your empty beer cans when you want to go chill. also JD always have a pillow and blanket in the back i can vouch that more than few texas girls are suckers for the whole “laying in the truck bed and looking at the stars” move if ya get my drift
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I consider mondays in general to be a waste of my time so i’m indifferent to your plight. you get snacks at your meeting though?
judas drank pumpkin beer
german beer festivals (wurstfest in new braunfels), thanksgiving, tamales, and flannel shirts. though i am sadden to see sundresses disappear i know they will be back in the spring.
your friends dont know your a red wine guy?
Quarter ends are terrible and make me question my career choice and i dont think i could trust anyone who didnt view quarter ends the same way.
I here Steelhouse is hiring
Gotta appreciate this bro reaching and bagging a girl above his level. #Respect
Sup?
Couldnt agree with you more. The idea of coming home and talking about excel, schedules, dealing with auditors and how much of a pain it is over dinner just depresses me.
my money is on teacher
They want you to vote for Harambe obviously
if being complicit wasnt seen as morally abhorrent then being an accessory to a crime wouldnt be a thing. tossing blame on doing a shitbag move and justifying it with the shitbag excuse of “i’m not the one in the relationship thats doing the cheating” is a total cop out. the fact that you have to use that as an excuse is proof enough. if you felt at all absolved of what you’ve done or still do then why do you need an excuse? I dont have to toss my trash in the bin if theres no one looking. i’m not required to help that single mom change her tire in the HEB parking lot while shes got her hands full juggling her kids but i do have the moral obligation to do so cause i’m not that much of a bastard. if youre in college and still doing this i guess chalk it up to being young and stupid but if youre in your mid to late 20’s chalk it up to being an asshole.
i made the mistake of losing one of the sway bar bolts after a wheeling trip and had to drive back 100miles from CS with the doors off goin 55mph at night in february. The heater did a decent job
I feel like this is JD’s shit storm of a article he wrote a few weeks back that got him down voted to oblivion 2.0. i have no probs with someone hookin up with randos that are friends or whaterver. if youre oblivious to the fact that said rando is in a relationship you cant blamed for that but knowing they’re in a relationship and still goin after it is another can of a worms
who the fuck is cutting onions in the cubicle next to me?
any 10+year old car (not including classics) with HID headlights installed. Usually they are a DIY install but people are idiots and don’t angle the lights back to proper DOT compliance.
Wranglers are sweet. you got a convertible that you can take off road and if you live in a flood prone city like houston they are awesome for navigating the streets with the crappy drainage.Also jeep wrangler helped beat the Nazis so i call bullshit on your number 10 ranking
I’d take the money and the day of make them Co MoHs. Power move on a power move. Also i wonder if her sister is single cause….sup?
say just get yourself an old black Yota and trick it out Marty McFly style JD or get an old 1980’s Chevy. whatever pickup you decide to get make sure its a 4×4 no sense in getting something with crappy gas mileage and not having the benefit of 4×4 just in case. Plus you’ll have a place to sit, drink, and toss your empty beer cans when you want to go chill. also JD always have a pillow and blanket in the back i can vouch that more than few texas girls are suckers for the whole “laying in the truck bed and looking at the stars” move if ya get my drift
can confirm on Pacifico’s being meh. take a Tecate or a Sol anyday over that.