I was cool in high school and college. Not anymore. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.

Checking the calories in beer. PGP.

“Who all do we have on the call?” PGP.

The solo cab ride scene in Master of None hitting too close to home. PGP.

My password expired…I had to create a new password on my last day. PGP.

“Alexa, where did it all go wrong?””Sorry, I couldn’t find an answer to the question you were looking for.” PGP.

I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

Acid reflux. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.