There’s no such thing as a free lunch, especially if it means you’re forced to soberly interact with coworkers. PGP.

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

She’s pregnant. On purpose. PGP.

The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.

Planning your new life around the job you just interviewed for only to not get the job. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

My floor’s bathroom stalls do not get reception. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Already took two sick days, wished I could take a third. Boss refused to step inside my office, so yeah I’m looking and feeling great obviously. PGP.