There’s no such thing as a free lunch, especially if it means you’re forced to soberly interact with coworkers. PGP.
A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.
She’s pregnant. On purpose. PGP.
The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.
Planning your new life around the job you just interviewed for only to not get the job. PGP.
Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.
My floor’s bathroom stalls do not get reception. PGP.
I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.
Already took two sick days, wished I could take a third. Boss refused to step inside my office, so yeah I’m looking and feeling great obviously. PGP.