Being pleasantly surprised when you find a full Brita pitcher in your fridge. PGP.

Spending hours fixing pointless documents to avoid actual work. PGP.

Utilizing WebMD for medical jargon to make your fake illness sound much more believable. PGP.

Has he gotten more attractive? Or have I just lowered my standards? PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Opening a new ream of paper like it’s a gift on Christmas Morning. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.