I came here ready to fight you over the title of this article, but after considering your well crafted points… It turns out I was the one who was wrong.
I’m nearly positive that bears only exist because God wanted to keep man kind from getting too cocky. Oh, a shark? Just get out of the water (or tornado). A bear will follow you into a river and own you. Also they can run at around 40 mph. “Just climb a tree.” Guess what, dude, these things are basically born in trees. “I’ll just shoot it.” Yeah. I hope you carry a high powered rifle everytime you go hiking and are calm enough, as it charges at you, to get a direct shot to the head, otherwise you’re just gonna pissed it off more. I’ll take the breakup
Got separated from my friends. They went home and passed out. My keys were there. I couldn’t wake them up, and couldn’t get into my apartment without my keys. Had to play homeless. Slept in an emergency room waiting area and waited for my friends to wake up. A real eye opener. I’m still a human piece of garbage.
Lying to college kids about jobs sounds like the perfect day. Pretend to read their resume and say, “You seem like you would be a really good fit for our company. We’ll definitely be in touch.” Give them a taste of the real world right out of the gate.
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I came here ready to fight you over the title of this article, but after considering your well crafted points… It turns out I was the one who was wrong.
Charlie, I’m gonna be in Chicago in mid May. Where should I go for pizza? I’m looking for the real thing.
TGDAG: Custody battle for Sperry
I’d be surprised if Girl hasn’t done this by the time he gets home.
I’m nearly positive that bears only exist because God wanted to keep man kind from getting too cocky. Oh, a shark? Just get out of the water (or tornado). A bear will follow you into a river and own you. Also they can run at around 40 mph. “Just climb a tree.” Guess what, dude, these things are basically born in trees. “I’ll just shoot it.” Yeah. I hope you carry a high powered rifle everytime you go hiking and are calm enough, as it charges at you, to get a direct shot to the head, otherwise you’re just gonna pissed it off more. I’ll take the breakup
Taxes are theft.
I don’t usually advocate divorce, but…
Thanks Obama.
She who must not be named.
Well, are you?
Got separated from my friends. They went home and passed out. My keys were there. I couldn’t wake them up, and couldn’t get into my apartment without my keys. Had to play homeless. Slept in an emergency room waiting area and waited for my friends to wake up. A real eye opener. I’m still a human piece of garbage.
It’s happening!
It’s not a great name, but I’m struggling to think of any Kevins I know who aren’t at least, “nice guys”.
*future murder victim to girl
I knew before I clicked that this was the comment and that you were the commenter.
At this point I hope it comes down to a bare knuckle brawl to the death between Corinne and Raven. #ThunderDome
Lying to college kids about jobs sounds like the perfect day. Pretend to read their resume and say, “You seem like you would be a really good fit for our company. We’ll definitely be in touch.” Give them a taste of the real world right out of the gate.
Inexplicably in Pittsburgh for the weekend. Keeping my hopes low so I won’t be disappointed.
You’re living my childhood dream.
Home made cookies.