Finally synced my work email to my phone, now I’m “accessible” at all times. PGP.

Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.

Bitter my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

Boss gone jeans on. PGP

I could really use that fantasy league money right now.

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

My day doesn’t really begin until coffee and I destroy a toilet. PGP