Aspiring to be casually rich and office hot, while plugging away at an entry level job that promises a pension and good benefits because #compromise and idk maybe I’ll make enough to buy a fancy Japanese toilet.
I have a tendency to run away and/or move to foreign countries when life gets "too real" or I'm feeling restless. This has resulted in me being both single af and struggling to buy a studio apartment where my bed folds into a wall.
Champagne taste, sparkling water budget; so my 5 year plan is to marry money -and then ride out the alimony payments once he realizes what a nightmare I am.
I most appreciate that this was not *just* an email but an email chain. Where at least more than one individual had an opinion on a fridge door that required CC’ing everyone
Part of me kinda respects her (don’t worry I hate myself for that) for this. She’s at least chasing and achieving her goals. Would be better if she at least applied part of that drive towards employment though..
I hate so much that girl both loves Paris (although let’s be honest this is just for the story/Instagram) and is a low key feminist. I don’t like sharing interests with her beyond her impeccable (and unaffordable) style.
No way someone can continue to act this way without being at least a 9. She’s probably an 8 but dresses well enough everyone is tricked into seeing her as a 10, averaging out to a 9. I also in no way base all these assumptions off a past roommate who was 100% girl.
Absolutely criminal the bullshit we willingly put up with. And that’s not even taking into account how long you have to spend on your hair after every shower. I’ve had a pool all summer and knowing the after swimming process of getting it back to presentable has deterred me from jumping in many of times. And that’s just fucking hair, I’m not even thinking about pregnancy and giving birth. But like Rachael said, it’s also mostly for us personally or judgement of other girls.
Anything involving waxing tho, yea that’s purely for the boys. Would trade 100% for the freedom that being a guy entitles.
They’re not fake so much as just like, exaggerated. Like if something is decent and you like it and would consider purchasing it you tell your friend it’s the most amazing thing you’ve seen and that you just *have* to have it, cause #sojelly.
Honestly it is bullshit and I personally gave up on it, most girls do, just depends on if you’re running in TGDAG circles or not. Luckily I have no friends.
I don’t hate on being on the receiving end, it’s just the same thing as watercooler talk, or asking people how they are when you don’t care, everyone knows what’s up.
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The phrase “moist percolating discharge” is the exact opposite of cellar door.
I included having a good credit score in my tinder bio once
Actually being the next available representative. PGP.
I most appreciate that this was not *just* an email but an email chain. Where at least more than one individual had an opinion on a fridge door that required CC’ing everyone
Even then I feel this behaviour is only acceptable in a daycare or psych ward. Jesus.
I’d leave and find a new job one town over.
I had to say this out loudly to actually get it
Can we appreciate that she’s apparently snooty but you used the phrase “the help”?
You are clearly a psychopath
Part of me kinda respects her (don’t worry I hate myself for that) for this. She’s at least chasing and achieving her goals. Would be better if she at least applied part of that drive towards employment though..
I hate so much that girl both loves Paris (although let’s be honest this is just for the story/Instagram) and is a low key feminist. I don’t like sharing interests with her beyond her impeccable (and unaffordable) style.
No way someone can continue to act this way without being at least a 9. She’s probably an 8 but dresses well enough everyone is tricked into seeing her as a 10, averaging out to a 9. I also in no way base all these assumptions off a past roommate who was 100% girl.
This whole article @girl
Will agree tho on Halloween being the worst unless you’re a fat kid or a slutty college freshman.
Absolutely criminal the bullshit we willingly put up with. And that’s not even taking into account how long you have to spend on your hair after every shower. I’ve had a pool all summer and knowing the after swimming process of getting it back to presentable has deterred me from jumping in many of times. And that’s just fucking hair, I’m not even thinking about pregnancy and giving birth. But like Rachael said, it’s also mostly for us personally or judgement of other girls.
Anything involving waxing tho, yea that’s purely for the boys. Would trade 100% for the freedom that being a guy entitles.
Stealing company time and cutting down on the TP budget? PGPM
Between this, Todd proposing and coming off a long weekend I’ve got pretty bad scaries.
They’re not fake so much as just like, exaggerated. Like if something is decent and you like it and would consider purchasing it you tell your friend it’s the most amazing thing you’ve seen and that you just *have* to have it, cause #sojelly.
Honestly it is bullshit and I personally gave up on it, most girls do, just depends on if you’re running in TGDAG circles or not. Luckily I have no friends.
I don’t hate on being on the receiving end, it’s just the same thing as watercooler talk, or asking people how they are when you don’t care, everyone knows what’s up.
If anyone knows that reporter tell him I said “sup”. Smooth af.
Samples for an appie/desert to take it next level. Unbeatable.
I’m also including myself in that. Didn’t mean it to come off so bitchy.