My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.

Was asked what I thought my weaknesses were in my review then was told what my actual weaknesses were.

Discovered that Kombucha is carbonated. At my desk. All over my keyboard.

Turned in my two weeks today. I don’t think anyone cares.

Title only promotions.

Every morning, my coworker tells me how good/bad she slept the night before.

Pretending to be busy to get out of actually being busy.

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