Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

Client joined the meeting 24 hours early and emailed everyone asking why no one is on the line yet. PGP.

I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.

“Please disregard my last email.” PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.