Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”

Coworker forgot to press mute on a conference call and the entire company heard her say, “Fuck this shit.”

Stuttering when my doctor asks me how many alcoholic beverages I consume per week.

Took six flights of stairs to avoid talking with a coworker in the garage elevator.

My job forces me to use Internet Explorer.

The inaudible sigh you give when your work phone rings.

Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN.

Sitting next to your boss on a plane. On a Sunday. Hungover.

We’re the only couple in our friend group that’s not pregnant.