I’m not driving the struggle bus. I’m not even riding the struggle bus. I just got run the fuck over by the struggle bus. PGP.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it repeatedly. PGP.

90% of the emails I send start with “Sorry for the delay.” PGP.

Pooping in peace should be a basic human right. PGP.

Not knowing where you stand. With anyone. PGP.

Almost got hit by a car walking to work today. Wish I had. PGP.