The juggalo population segment probably has one of the highest marital retention rates due to the fact that they are a tight knit group and can’t find anyone else as fucked up as them which is why they stay together plus have you ever tried to paint your own face without a mirror while being homeless? It’s hard (I assume)
Yeah I agree with everyone on this thread thingy. You should probably just kill him so you prevent him from doing this to someone else and run the risk of reproducing yet another mediocre specimen with the same problems
Given our generation’s tumultuous times, it wouldn’t hurt to be the first person to bring a psychic divorce lawyer as your plus one to a friend’s wedding because math and statistics and stuff
Actually, I have a way better idea because I’m good at idea-ing: tell him you are pregnant and that you’re gonna keep that little demon seed, in order to play out the lie/joke you’re gonna have to eat a fuck ton of food to get a pregnant looking belly, keep this going until the 3rd trimester and right before your “water breaks”, adopt a kid that looks nothing like him (why create another mini problem for the planet when there’s tons of other ones who are already here that need a home, plus it’s a good PR play since you are a “rescuer”) then when he meets “his” kid for the first time it will slowly sink in that it’s not really his and that’s your cue to laugh like a fucking psycho and completely all three of your lives and possibly become a Lifetime Movie which will make all of this worth it because a lot money is the only thing that can make you forget about other shittier things ;(
Change the verbiage to “I’m not getting an abortion because some people who are thousands of years dead who wrote a storybook told me that it’s bad”
In all seriousness though, maybe the IUD and being pregnant is actually a societal placebo effect because not much changes if you do or don’t have a baby because not much actually matters in the grand scheme of “life” ha!
I’m just going to be upfront to my future wife and be like listen babe, I’m purposely going to remain worthless in a monetary sense to see if this whole love thing lasts. It’s a new era and there’s no comfortable nest egg coming down the pike so it looks like you’re gonna have to get a job and hate life just like everyone else
For once I’d like to see someone be honest on a dating site and say “I’m just looking for someone to be a place holder for my crippling loneliness and then possibly hang out for an extended period of time and look at things and do stuff until one of us dies while the other collects the life insurance money” – that’s basically life in a nutshell
Why do we still have Monarch leaders in 2017? Lol. This is like a fairy tale Disney story except it’s based in nepotistic tyranny. She should drink more than 4 cocktails per day at this point. If I make it that long I’m going straight to hard drugs because I’m 29 now and I’m already kind of bored with shit
Going to go home, take a poop, wash my hands (obv), make a Titos and soda drink, skip dinner to allow the Titos to fully engulf my interior, possibly hash out an article for this here platform, contemplate why we all don’t work remotely yet, weep about previous thought, develop a successful pyramid scheme, invite all my friends, then completely wash my hands of the rat race
I want to become the ultimate hipster and start the concept of reverse gentrification which would expose the rest of the hipsters as being the hypocrite, grungy, rich kids that they are as they try to look poor while making poor neighborhoods cost way more which pushes the people they pretend to care about out of the area. I will do this while getting really into 4 track cassette tapes, bubble tea to welcome in our Asian foreign real estate investor friends who love paying $20k over asking price in cash, listening to Little Richard, and going urban camping in homeless tent cities because pretty soon this country is going to the Section 8 for the world elite to scrape more money out of
Yes I do Jim, you’re missing the point on a lot of things in life which is why you’re here to learn from me and comment on my comments which perpetuates the cycle lol
Guys, if the leaders and the business moguls don’t need to have a moral center why are we expected to wake up everyday and be goodie-2-shoes as we continue our quest of being wage slaves? ;(
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The juggalo population segment probably has one of the highest marital retention rates due to the fact that they are a tight knit group and can’t find anyone else as fucked up as them which is why they stay together plus have you ever tried to paint your own face without a mirror while being homeless? It’s hard (I assume)
Is anyone really free regardless of marital status? Think about ittttttt….
What’s the failure rate for educated married couples over 25 with the rest of the variables segmented out?
Yeah I agree with everyone on this thread thingy. You should probably just kill him so you prevent him from doing this to someone else and run the risk of reproducing yet another mediocre specimen with the same problems
Haha I mean, if someone approached me with a business venture that had a 60% failure rate, would I invest my time and money into it?
Given our generation’s tumultuous times, it wouldn’t hurt to be the first person to bring a psychic divorce lawyer as your plus one to a friend’s wedding because math and statistics and stuff
Actually, I have a way better idea because I’m good at idea-ing: tell him you are pregnant and that you’re gonna keep that little demon seed, in order to play out the lie/joke you’re gonna have to eat a fuck ton of food to get a pregnant looking belly, keep this going until the 3rd trimester and right before your “water breaks”, adopt a kid that looks nothing like him (why create another mini problem for the planet when there’s tons of other ones who are already here that need a home, plus it’s a good PR play since you are a “rescuer”) then when he meets “his” kid for the first time it will slowly sink in that it’s not really his and that’s your cue to laugh like a fucking psycho and completely all three of your lives and possibly become a Lifetime Movie which will make all of this worth it because a lot money is the only thing that can make you forget about other shittier things ;(
Change the verbiage to “I’m not getting an abortion because some people who are thousands of years dead who wrote a storybook told me that it’s bad”
In all seriousness though, maybe the IUD and being pregnant is actually a societal placebo effect because not much changes if you do or don’t have a baby because not much actually matters in the grand scheme of “life” ha!
I’m just going to be upfront to my future wife and be like listen babe, I’m purposely going to remain worthless in a monetary sense to see if this whole love thing lasts. It’s a new era and there’s no comfortable nest egg coming down the pike so it looks like you’re gonna have to get a job and hate life just like everyone else
For once I’d like to see someone be honest on a dating site and say “I’m just looking for someone to be a place holder for my crippling loneliness and then possibly hang out for an extended period of time and look at things and do stuff until one of us dies while the other collects the life insurance money” – that’s basically life in a nutshell
Do vegans have sex? Seriously though…I need to know things
Why do we still have Monarch leaders in 2017? Lol. This is like a fairy tale Disney story except it’s based in nepotistic tyranny. She should drink more than 4 cocktails per day at this point. If I make it that long I’m going straight to hard drugs because I’m 29 now and I’m already kind of bored with shit
No sex in the Champagne room
Going to go home, take a poop, wash my hands (obv), make a Titos and soda drink, skip dinner to allow the Titos to fully engulf my interior, possibly hash out an article for this here platform, contemplate why we all don’t work remotely yet, weep about previous thought, develop a successful pyramid scheme, invite all my friends, then completely wash my hands of the rat race
So is arsenic! Sorry….wrong forum
This is probably the most relatable thing ever said on here
I fucking believe in you, man
I want to become the ultimate hipster and start the concept of reverse gentrification which would expose the rest of the hipsters as being the hypocrite, grungy, rich kids that they are as they try to look poor while making poor neighborhoods cost way more which pushes the people they pretend to care about out of the area. I will do this while getting really into 4 track cassette tapes, bubble tea to welcome in our Asian foreign real estate investor friends who love paying $20k over asking price in cash, listening to Little Richard, and going urban camping in homeless tent cities because pretty soon this country is going to the Section 8 for the world elite to scrape more money out of
Yes I do Jim, you’re missing the point on a lot of things in life which is why you’re here to learn from me and comment on my comments which perpetuates the cycle lol
Guys, if the leaders and the business moguls don’t need to have a moral center why are we expected to wake up everyday and be goodie-2-shoes as we continue our quest of being wage slaves? ;(