and John Frusciante who is basically the white Jimi Hendrix…guys, heroin is the key to musical success. Sure you trade your soul to the devil but who cares when you can rip guitar solos and serenade ladies via a radio signal
Guys, we’re missing the point here. Doesn’t it bother anyone else that we have to ask for permission (as adults) to get free time for the rest of our lives?
Absolutely get drunk, this is the only reason to go to one of these things
Who cares if they didn’t get your RSVP, just show up and you have now become a wedding crasher
Give them one of those anniversary cards as a joke except cross out the 10 year and write 3 hours lol the look on their faces….
Wear a jet black skinny tie, this will show everyone that you’re mature but you also run a full service ad agency with a drinking problem
I forget the rest of the stuff you asked but just have fun and explore the area. San Fran is cool. Check out the Taco Bell that’s right on the beach, get the Dorito taco and watch the waves crush shitty surfers as you laugh from the shoreline next to 30 kids and their moms
“Guys, guys, guys, everyone just chill out okay. We’re businessing here and in order to keep businessing we have to come up with more arbitrary 3 letter acronyms so no one here knows what the fuck we’re talking about. WE don’t even know what the fuck we’re talking about. All business is, is moving units in and out almost like binary code the only variables are the product, the people, and the assets. So let’s get our heads together and pretend some things up so we can keep making this ridiculous amount of money from this place. I still can’t believe these people are sitting in Director or VP roles. Steve, how are those doctored spreadsheets coming? I have to explain them in a PowerPoint slide later to like 5 people that could give two shits about what I’m saying”. Anyways, let’s go grab a 7 hour lunch, we’re logging hours, baby! Synergy, syyyynergyyyy!!
Just burn it until it turns to lava. Almost all monuments are revenue exploitation tactics for tragedies or historical reference points. That’s why there’s so many of them in this country. I’m thinking of creating a monument for Millennials since we are working to no end while being poor forever. The proceeds will go to paying down the debt to the weapons manufacturers/”war on drugs and terror”….I mean student loans, excuse me lol
Just start injecting heroin. Heroin addicts who are homeless still look better than crazy cat looking people. Since you’re trying to be fiscally responsible, from a pure price point and economics standpoint, heroin is now cheaper than weed on the streets and needles are handed out for free from clinics. Get yourself some Narcan to prevent killing yourself and you can spiral out into that vicious cycle and still keep the face you were born with
Fuck un-intelligent internet commenters who attach their social profiles to a profile that has a picture of something or someone that isn’t even them. Get a life and a job away from mobile apps development and move out of that shitty city filled with dumb people you call Boston…God def hates you because you haven’t been to his house in like 11 years since you tried that LSD like a piece of shit, realizing that God could come to your house for free, that’s not how this is supposed to work you asshole lol
I laid down in my bed too fast after drinking too much and smoking some pots and I felt the world spin at its actual MPH rate and then I heavily weighed out the pros and cons of ending it all….I’m still here guys. Yay
I found that curling up in the fetal position next to the fire place while weeping and praying to no one for the automation of every job to happen has worked wonders for me. Funny thing about prayer is that it either happens or it doesn’t so there’s really only 2 outcomes and that’s efficiency!
This take was needed and is spot on. This is what happened to me in the hipster Mecca that is Seattle. Every place I ate had minuscule portions that were ~$15 per item let alone the tiny $14 cocktails. I found myself eating dinner then going back out to find a second dinner a few hours later. Every place I left, I left hungry with a burning desire to light the place on fire and while watching it burn while rubbing my hands together in excitement like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Then the homeless people had the nerve to come up to me as I was eating outside and ask me for food or money and I would tell them that they get better portion sizes from a dumpster and the sad thing is they agreed with me
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and John Frusciante who is basically the white Jimi Hendrix…guys, heroin is the key to musical success. Sure you trade your soul to the devil but who cares when you can rip guitar solos and serenade ladies via a radio signal
Use Lyft
Guys, we’re missing the point here. Doesn’t it bother anyone else that we have to ask for permission (as adults) to get free time for the rest of our lives?
He’s def not gonna like me then
Absolutely get drunk, this is the only reason to go to one of these things
Who cares if they didn’t get your RSVP, just show up and you have now become a wedding crasher
Give them one of those anniversary cards as a joke except cross out the 10 year and write 3 hours lol the look on their faces….
Wear a jet black skinny tie, this will show everyone that you’re mature but you also run a full service ad agency with a drinking problem
I forget the rest of the stuff you asked but just have fun and explore the area. San Fran is cool. Check out the Taco Bell that’s right on the beach, get the Dorito taco and watch the waves crush shitty surfers as you laugh from the shoreline next to 30 kids and their moms
I’m spot on, just admit Jimothy. I’m always right and you’re always wrong on here. That’s how this relationship works, alright
“Guys, guys, guys, everyone just chill out okay. We’re businessing here and in order to keep businessing we have to come up with more arbitrary 3 letter acronyms so no one here knows what the fuck we’re talking about. WE don’t even know what the fuck we’re talking about. All business is, is moving units in and out almost like binary code the only variables are the product, the people, and the assets. So let’s get our heads together and pretend some things up so we can keep making this ridiculous amount of money from this place. I still can’t believe these people are sitting in Director or VP roles. Steve, how are those doctored spreadsheets coming? I have to explain them in a PowerPoint slide later to like 5 people that could give two shits about what I’m saying”. Anyways, let’s go grab a 7 hour lunch, we’re logging hours, baby! Synergy, syyyynergyyyy!!
Just burn it until it turns to lava. Almost all monuments are revenue exploitation tactics for tragedies or historical reference points. That’s why there’s so many of them in this country. I’m thinking of creating a monument for Millennials since we are working to no end while being poor forever. The proceeds will go to paying down the debt to the weapons manufacturers/”war on drugs and terror”….I mean student loans, excuse me lol
Just start injecting heroin. Heroin addicts who are homeless still look better than crazy cat looking people. Since you’re trying to be fiscally responsible, from a pure price point and economics standpoint, heroin is now cheaper than weed on the streets and needles are handed out for free from clinics. Get yourself some Narcan to prevent killing yourself and you can spiral out into that vicious cycle and still keep the face you were born with
My hometown’s Plymouth Rock is the worst monument in human history….it’s a fucking rock
Fuck un-intelligent internet commenters who attach their social profiles to a profile that has a picture of something or someone that isn’t even them. Get a life and a job away from mobile apps development and move out of that shitty city filled with dumb people you call Boston…God def hates you because you haven’t been to his house in like 11 years since you tried that LSD like a piece of shit, realizing that God could come to your house for free, that’s not how this is supposed to work you asshole lol
I laid down in my bed too fast after drinking too much and smoking some pots and I felt the world spin at its actual MPH rate and then I heavily weighed out the pros and cons of ending it all….I’m still here guys. Yay
I found that curling up in the fetal position next to the fire place while weeping and praying to no one for the automation of every job to happen has worked wonders for me. Funny thing about prayer is that it either happens or it doesn’t so there’s really only 2 outcomes and that’s efficiency!
I’m just gonna come out and say it…I much less prefer Aquafina to Poland Springs bottled water
You guys should probably put me on a podcast. Imagine to possibilities! Impossible is nothing! Just do it! And so on and so forth and whatnot
I mean, I am Head Chairman of the Litty Committee so someone’s gotta do it
Lmao, I was going to comment something fairly sane but then I read this and it looks like my job here is done
This take was needed and is spot on. This is what happened to me in the hipster Mecca that is Seattle. Every place I ate had minuscule portions that were ~$15 per item let alone the tiny $14 cocktails. I found myself eating dinner then going back out to find a second dinner a few hours later. Every place I left, I left hungry with a burning desire to light the place on fire and while watching it burn while rubbing my hands together in excitement like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Then the homeless people had the nerve to come up to me as I was eating outside and ask me for food or money and I would tell them that they get better portion sizes from a dumpster and the sad thing is they agreed with me
Dude, if I haven’t been censored on here, no one will ever be censored on here lol
Good and bad are merely subjective perceptions, Bobo!