Girls, just remember that every 60 seconds, a minute goes by in Africa and someone in a blood diamond mine probably dies working that time frame or something
Hannah’s got that “mean girl” sass voice. Kinda like if we went on a date and I ask one question and then 7 hours and 18 drinks later the full answer finally transpired but I already checked out 7 minutes into her response and then we part ways and then I question literally everything about my life and then she fucks me over for a salesman that likes crushing beers on a pontoon boat and living a mediocre life lol
I think going as Bojack Horseman is the best thing I could possibly dress up as since I’m basically him minus the horse stuff and the child celebrity money
All the good teachers are getting stifled and systematically oppressed by a system that only cares about testing results for funding, checking off the assigned curriculum, and pushing kids closer and closer to a lifetime of unforgivable debt for a piece of paper. I feel so bad for the teachers that actually care about the kids’ futures and try to make learning fun. The aim isn’t for kids to actually learn valuable skills anymore, the aim is to get kids to fit a mold to later become malleable to fit into the rigid structures of corporate America just to accomplish tasks that make other people a lot of money. If you ran a population, would you want the majority of people to be able to think critically enough to realize how fucked they’re getting? We need to bring back experience-learning and teaching kids valuable skill sets that can translate outside of an office cubicle.
I think Mr. Clarke was the mastermind behind the creation of the access portal to the parallel dimension. I can see him getting fired from the government agency because corrupted minds wanted to weaponize it and use it for control. This forced Mr. Clarke to become a science teacher and now he is helping the boys unlock their true potential. This whole underwritten script is about experiments with psychedelics and their access to out of body dimension and you can tell that Mr. Clarke def listened to a lot of Pink Floyd records and probably realized that this parallel dimension is actually the onset of a DMT trip gone very wrong
Guys, don’t worry. This bagel will go up in price drastically when Monsanto limits the seed supply for crops that they’ve been collecting for decades. Just wait, when the economy collapses after this stock market melt up and civil unrest ensues, you’ll have to take a mortgage out just to eat at Burger King and wait in line longer than any line in Venezuela. If you aren’t investing in crypto currencies and commodities like water by now, you deserve to be rounded up and housed in FEMA camps for “social conditioning” or extermination lol
I usually meal prep by not eating for 2 day’s a week and then making my takeout or leftovers last longer than they should. I call it the Millennial Diet
My bet is Toronto: centralized enough for 2 countries. Increase market penetration in 2 markets. Better immigration work laws to attract global talent for cheaper salaries/contracts. Good public transit system with a well placed airport. Cheaper to do business given the value of the US dollar
So is Shopify and Netflix. Although, Netflix is looking to disrupt the market further by ponying up $8billion in original movie content for 2018. It will be interesting to see if that content spend can reap ROI and acquire new users even with their membership price increase. Look to LLNW to grow more rapidly with a much more net positive cash flow
That was Nikola Tesla sending you a message about how it so much cooler to invent so many life changing things, not get credit for any of it, due poor and alone with a bunch of pigeons in a NYC hotel room, and then have the CIA confiscate all of your blue prints and patents…..the more you know! *shooting star with a rainbow trail thing*
Well, when most of the real estate in US cities is owned by Chinese/foreign investors to house poor American Millennials and enterprises alike, you can put whatever type of native food store in your buildings as you like, no matter how shitty the food is. Pretty soon, this entire country is going to become one giant noodle sweatshop and no one is gonna even notice it
Spray tans are awesome if you want to look like a log of shit smothered in maple syrup while drinking Bud Light Limes on the beach with a bunch of other likeminded individuals who secretly hate themselves
Girl snaps and fights the porn star but the porn Star is much more flexible than her (for obvious reasons). She puts Girl in a Full Nelson and chokes her out. Todd is watching in utter awe of what is unfolding before his eyes but can’t find the Alpha male strength to interfere. He cowers in fear and folds into the fetal position. The pornstar runs into their house and robs them. She takes the flatscreen TV and some stupid trinkets that Girl bought at Pier 1 Imports before maxing our Todd’s AMEX card. FIN.
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Girls, just remember that every 60 seconds, a minute goes by in Africa and someone in a blood diamond mine probably dies working that time frame or something
Okay, fine. I am now accepting inquiries for book topics and subject matter since this is what the people want and I’m a man of the people
Hannah’s got that “mean girl” sass voice. Kinda like if we went on a date and I ask one question and then 7 hours and 18 drinks later the full answer finally transpired but I already checked out 7 minutes into her response and then we part ways and then I question literally everything about my life and then she fucks me over for a salesman that likes crushing beers on a pontoon boat and living a mediocre life lol
I think going as Bojack Horseman is the best thing I could possibly dress up as since I’m basically him minus the horse stuff and the child celebrity money
All the good teachers are getting stifled and systematically oppressed by a system that only cares about testing results for funding, checking off the assigned curriculum, and pushing kids closer and closer to a lifetime of unforgivable debt for a piece of paper. I feel so bad for the teachers that actually care about the kids’ futures and try to make learning fun. The aim isn’t for kids to actually learn valuable skills anymore, the aim is to get kids to fit a mold to later become malleable to fit into the rigid structures of corporate America just to accomplish tasks that make other people a lot of money. If you ran a population, would you want the majority of people to be able to think critically enough to realize how fucked they’re getting? We need to bring back experience-learning and teaching kids valuable skill sets that can translate outside of an office cubicle.
I think Mr. Clarke was the mastermind behind the creation of the access portal to the parallel dimension. I can see him getting fired from the government agency because corrupted minds wanted to weaponize it and use it for control. This forced Mr. Clarke to become a science teacher and now he is helping the boys unlock their true potential. This whole underwritten script is about experiments with psychedelics and their access to out of body dimension and you can tell that Mr. Clarke def listened to a lot of Pink Floyd records and probably realized that this parallel dimension is actually the onset of a DMT trip gone very wrong
Guys, don’t worry. This bagel will go up in price drastically when Monsanto limits the seed supply for crops that they’ve been collecting for decades. Just wait, when the economy collapses after this stock market melt up and civil unrest ensues, you’ll have to take a mortgage out just to eat at Burger King and wait in line longer than any line in Venezuela. If you aren’t investing in crypto currencies and commodities like water by now, you deserve to be rounded up and housed in FEMA camps for “social conditioning” or extermination lol
I usually meal prep by not eating for 2 day’s a week and then making my takeout or leftovers last longer than they should. I call it the Millennial Diet
My bet is Toronto: centralized enough for 2 countries. Increase market penetration in 2 markets. Better immigration work laws to attract global talent for cheaper salaries/contracts. Good public transit system with a well placed airport. Cheaper to do business given the value of the US dollar
So is Shopify and Netflix. Although, Netflix is looking to disrupt the market further by ponying up $8billion in original movie content for 2018. It will be interesting to see if that content spend can reap ROI and acquire new users even with their membership price increase. Look to LLNW to grow more rapidly with a much more net positive cash flow
I gotta say, taking LSD and then going to fly kites on a beach in March with drinks worked out really well for me
Thinking about filing rape charges against Sallie Mae
That was Nikola Tesla sending you a message about how it so much cooler to invent so many life changing things, not get credit for any of it, due poor and alone with a bunch of pigeons in a NYC hotel room, and then have the CIA confiscate all of your blue prints and patents…..the more you know! *shooting star with a rainbow trail thing*
How did you not see the People Magazine article about it? Corn tortilla people just aren’t meant to be with flour tortilla people
Hence the /foreign part. Gotta cover for diversity and such
Well, when most of the real estate in US cities is owned by Chinese/foreign investors to house poor American Millennials and enterprises alike, you can put whatever type of native food store in your buildings as you like, no matter how shitty the food is. Pretty soon, this entire country is going to become one giant noodle sweatshop and no one is gonna even notice it
Don’t know why this is getting so much hate. It’s 100% true facts
Can’t not bring a shotgun to the orgy if it’s attached to you…That’s a penis joke, guys lol. Alright have a good one
Spray tans are awesome if you want to look like a log of shit smothered in maple syrup while drinking Bud Light Limes on the beach with a bunch of other likeminded individuals who secretly hate themselves
Continuing from last weeks episode:
Girl snaps and fights the porn star but the porn Star is much more flexible than her (for obvious reasons). She puts Girl in a Full Nelson and chokes her out. Todd is watching in utter awe of what is unfolding before his eyes but can’t find the Alpha male strength to interfere. He cowers in fear and folds into the fetal position. The pornstar runs into their house and robs them. She takes the flatscreen TV and some stupid trinkets that Girl bought at Pier 1 Imports before maxing our Todd’s AMEX card. FIN.